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Zuckerburg

The Zuckerburg is a robot disguised as the CEO of Facebook in order to gain information for the FBI.

Only one Zuckerburg can be released into society at a time. If anymore are released, Earth might explode.

The current Zuckerburg is an Android Beta Model 2.4.0 Mk. II and is slowly gathering your information, like, RIGHT NOW.

If the Zuckerburg is not stopped, humanity will fall into the evil robot-overlord's power.
Jim: " Bruh, did you know that the FBI made another Zuckerburg? "

Todd: " Seriously? Sheesh, I need to stop using Facebook. "
by yaboi_doop May 29, 2018
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Zuckerburglary

(n.) 1. the act of stealing someone's private information through a social network. 2. stealing someone's personal information through social networking for profit.
Dude.. my friend fell victim to a Zuckerburglary and now he gets phone calls from telemarketers trying to sell him tupperware every hour.
by Scoserface March 17, 2011
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zuckerburged

The process or act of having a legitimate weblink, especially peer-reviewed medical literature (Pubmed), marked as "spam" on social media instantly by the social media platform. Appropriately named to illustrate the cause and effect of bowing to pressure to curb fake news. Most commonly occurs when attempting to disseminate information that counters mainstream/ pharma beliefs.
I tried to respond to his post with a link to the science, but I was zuckerburged.
by truthdoc182 January 30, 2018
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Zuckerbot

Zuckerbot is a nickname for Mark Zuckerberg after his speech to the senate this was said because Zuckerberg was very robot like while talking to the senate.
Did you see Zuckerbot's speech?

Zuckerbot is gathering our information
by A random memer person May 30, 2018
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zuckerbug

When Facebook is used to spy on someone by a parent, prospective employer, school, etc.

Taken from the name of Facebook creator Mark Zuckerberg.
-I blocked my parents on facebook before they could zuckerbug me

-Dude why didn't you get that job?
-I was zuckerbugged right after the interview... they saw those pics of me wasted in women's lingerie.
by Imadogg October 20, 2010
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Zuckerburg

A lizard in disguise of a human being which is trying to talk over all humanity
Zuckerburg Created Facebook to gain everyone’s trust
by alexdd__ November 20, 2018
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Zuckerwurst

A Zuckerwurst is a penis which is sprinkled with powdered sugar.

It is also a type of blowjob where the penis is sprinkled with powdered sugar for better taste. This also solves the "I wont give you a blowjob because it tastes gross" problem.
Charlie: Will you give me a blowjob?
Nicole: No! It tastes disgusting!
Charlie: How about a Zuckerwurst?
Nicole: Yes! That's my favorite!

Axel: Hey Charlie, did you get any action last night?
Charlie: Yea man, I gave this chick my Zuckerwurst, and she loved it!
by The swizzkdz March 17, 2011
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