ZOOTY

A bullshit word that makes you lose in a game of scrabble

What the fuck is a zooty

by Chicago92 July 4, 2016

zooty fruity

when one is feeling so ridiculously high off marijuana and is feeling overly-hardass for being so.

Yoooo I got this dope ass nugget the other day...boutta get super zooty fruity broooo

by JM0rbeezyy October 27, 2010

zoothanasia

The action of a zoo putting down a perfectly healthy animal because they have become "surplus". Examples of this are Marius the Giraffe and the nine lion cubs a zoo in Sweden admitted to euthanizing. Usually a cowardly act put forth by zoos which probably shouldn't be allowed to run in the first place.

That zoo performs zoothanasia.

by scarypasta May 11, 2018

zootypanjabouthgrana

a zoo where they keep weird creatures and fantasy characters in Grana

I saw a Dougal at the zootypanjabouthgrana when I went last week

by foetus deletus May 29, 2020

Crystal zooty

Crystal zooties (plural), or a crystal zooty (singular), are spliffs rolled using marijuana crystals as apposed to grinding up buds.

Sometimes as a result of not picking up soon enough and running out of bud.

"You know what?" he said,
"What" his mate replied,
"It's crystal zooty time beiiii" he shouted excitedly whilst launching himself towards the weed paraphernalia.

by Quantmebad December 4, 2018

Zooty

British slang for a marijuana spliff

Nilla K: That carvery was dank, now time to spark a zooty up!

by Veseylad50 October 5, 2016

zooty loops

When you eat fruit loops while being zoned

Im fuckin zooty loops mane

by Zoot Loops February 1, 2013