zooping

Clandestine web surfing on a mobile device while at work. Normally done at one's work station under the level of the desk. Descriptive of the top to bottom finger swipe motion commonly seen on touch screen devices when scrolling through web pages.

Dude, my boss busted me zooping at my desk. At least I got my email, party time!

by Rottenbastard June 2, 2012

Zooping

The art/ act of defecating on your sexual partner's chest while they sleep. Usually performed under the stimulating effects of Ludacris' masterpiece "Sex Room."

After a night of wild anal sex, Flavius Jaqurius Green Kennedy Jr. waited until I (d'Isiah T. Billings-Clyde) fell asleep and I awoke to him Zooping on my chest. It was the most romantic experience of my life.

by Tyroil Smoochie Wallace April 3, 2013

Zoop

The general and imaginary sound made when sending file electronically.

Zoop! File sent.

by rbrice June 27, 2019

Zoop

An Australian icy pole Aka Zooper Dooper, but no one calls it that. It is simply a zoop.

Hey man pass me a fairy floss zoop, it’s fucking hot today.

by Zoopjustice January 25, 2019

zoop

Does not have one single meaning. Zoop can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective as long as it has a positive connotation.

"I just zooped that test!"

"We're going to win today's game right?" "Zoop!"

"Dude you just spilled soda on me, not zoop at all."

Zoop it to the limit!

"Hey what's up?" "Zoop Zoop"

by King Arthur and Henrique January 29, 2009

Zoop

Zap+woop=zoop

When u be happy and you did something cool.
Finessing somebody.

Me: *breaks friends ankles in game* Teamates; Dang he just got zooped.

by YB Gersti July 21, 2020

Zoop

To get somewhere very quickly

She zooped to school because she was running late

by Zoopedia April 1, 2020