Zoombie

Someone who looks like they just woke up or walked off from a Zoom session in progress, or from one that just ended.

Since lockdowns started, mental hospitals worldwide had alerted the authorities that hundreds of zoombies were admitted with severe forms of antisocial or evil behaviors, with a number of them entertaining suicidal thoughts to stop their recurring mental or demonic torments.

by MathPlus April 16, 2021

Zoombie

Someone who suffers from exhaustion and other trance like symptoms after attending multiple Zoom meetings in a compressed span of time.

I tried to talk to Claire but I realized she was a Zoombie, after going to ten Zoom meetings in just one day.

by Jay Fitzgerald April 7, 2020

zoombie

A zoombie is a zombie much faster than a normal one. This can be accomplished through sprinting for the kill, or jumping and climping past obstacles. Due to its extreme speed, a zoombie should be regarded as a more of a threat than a normal zombie.

joe: "did you hear about billy? rumor has it he was killed by a zoombie."
mark: "nuthin you can do man... they're just too fast!"

by ur mind on drugs December 13, 2010

Zoombie

The Driving Dead.

Gary Larsen used this in The Farside. It shows a picture of Zombies chasing people down the street and it is captioned "Zoombies, the Driving Dead."

by jle2199 January 20, 2011

zoombie

"Zoo" a term deriving from the Greek zōon (ζῷον, "animal") And "zombie

zoombie" horses, if an animal were to be a zombie, it in turn, it would become a "zoombie

by Hot Rod 87 August 29, 2010

Carbon Zoombie

People obsessed and preoccupied with imagined global warming and everybody's(except big corporations)carbon footprint.

Frick its colder than a polar bears dick.

Yeah man, what the hell where those Carbon Zoombie's taking.

Now I have to pay for my bitches Carbon footprint?- HELL NO you little Carbon Zoombie.

by BDB inc November 2, 2009

Zoombie

The lifeless state one enters after being in meaningless corporate Zoom meetings all day while working from home.

My poor wife, she saw me emerge from my basement office at 6pm a lifeless Zoombie.

by drunk dude 69 May 14, 2020