Zoombie

Someone who looks like they just woke up or walked off from a Zoom session in progress, or from one that just ended.
Since lockdowns started, mental hospitals worldwide had alerted the authorities that hundreds of zoombies were admitted with severe forms of antisocial or evil behaviors, with a number of them entertaining suicidal thoughts to stop their recurring mental or demonic torments.
by MathPlus April 16, 2021
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Zoombie

Someone who suffers from exhaustion and other trance like symptoms after attending multiple Zoom meetings in a compressed span of time.
I tried to talk to Claire but I realized she was a Zoombie, after going to ten Zoom meetings in just one day.
by Jay Fitzgerald April 07, 2020
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A zoombie is a zombie much faster than a normal one. This can be accomplished through sprinting for the kill, or jumping and climping past obstacles. Due to its extreme speed, a zoombie should be regarded as a more of a threat than a normal zombie.
joe: "did you hear about billy? rumor has it he was killed by a zoombie."
mark: "nuthin you can do man... they're just too fast!"
by ur mind on drugs December 12, 2010
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Zoombie

Gary Larsen used this in The Farside. It shows a picture of Zombies chasing people down the street and it is captioned "Zoombies, the Driving Dead."
by jle2199 January 19, 2011
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"Zoo" a term deriving from the Greek zōon (ζῷον, "animal") And "zombie
zoombie" horses, if an animal were to be a zombie, it in turn, it would become a "zoombie
by Hot Rod 87 August 29, 2010
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Carbon Zoombie

People obsessed and preoccupied with imagined global warming and everybody's(except big corporations)carbon footprint.
Frick its colder than a polar bears dick.

Yeah man, what the hell where those Carbon Zoombie's taking.

Now I have to pay for my bitches Carbon footprint?- HELL NO you little Carbon Zoombie.
by BDB inc November 03, 2009
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Zoombie

Someone who has spent too long in Zoom calls
We did a Zoom meet up, then a Zoom dinner, then a Zoom Booze up, then Zoom dance off... now we’ve turned into Zoombies. 🧟 ♂️
by Arcwords June 10, 2020
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