zonky

zon·ky zon·ki·er, zon·ki·est Chiefly American
1. Shaky; feeble.
2. Wrong; awry.

Jimmy tried to cross the zonky bridge and fell to his death.

by pbr121 March 4, 2008

zonkie nut

tiny partials of shit that accumulate around ones anal beard is more commonly known as a zonkie nut !

I ( john ) just found a zonkie nut in the shower

by ken dogging August 15, 2015

ka zonki

A ka zonki aka ka zonki nut is dry leftover poopoo left on your ass.

there is ka zonki nuts in my underpats, i didnt wipe it clean.

by Ianslippers July 17, 2006

Zonky

A midwestern slang term synonymous with heavy.

"Jeez bud, I had a lil lift last night... holy shit she was so zonky"

by zqne November 6, 2020