ZOOTY

A bullshit word that makes you lose in a game of scrabble

What the fuck is a zooty

by Chicago92 July 4, 2016

zoftig

Pleasantly plump.

A softig state.

by Larstait November 15, 2003

zooty fruity

when one is feeling so ridiculously high off marijuana and is feeling overly-hardass for being so.

Yoooo I got this dope ass nugget the other day...boutta get super zooty fruity broooo

by JM0rbeezyy October 27, 2010

zoftig

NYC Yiddish: usually refers to a heavy woman. Also, means juicy.

Oh look at Shirley and how zoftig she's become.

by Murray Haldanish November 6, 2019

zootypanjabouthgrana

a zoo where they keep weird creatures and fantasy characters in Grana

I saw a Dougal at the zootypanjabouthgrana when I went last week

by foetus deletus May 29, 2020

Crystal zooty

Crystal zooties (plural), or a crystal zooty (singular), are spliffs rolled using marijuana crystals as apposed to grinding up buds.

Sometimes as a result of not picking up soon enough and running out of bud.

"You know what?" he said,
"What" his mate replied,
"It's crystal zooty time beiiii" he shouted excitedly whilst launching himself towards the weed paraphernalia.

by Quantmebad December 4, 2018

Zafty

Easy to learn; easily taught

That game is zafty.

by feetlong August 26, 2013