Mighty warrior of Eucadian decent. God like powers over all of his minions. Ladies flock to his feet like turtles to water and men want to be like him. Those who are jelous and have small manhoods are known as Chernovans, but Mighty Zendor destroys them with his TOW. He retires to his palace and eats copious amounts of creme caramel. His royal guards the Tea's are also his chums. When they're not busy destroying other clans, they like to have Space hopper races and footlong hotdog duels. Whoever's hotdog snaps - loses!
"Here Comes Zendor, hide!"
"What? Zendor? THE Zendor? Zendor of Mightyness! man, he is tough and cool"
"What? Zendor? THE Zendor? Zendor of Mightyness! man, he is tough and cool"
by Zendor January 27, 2009
Get the Zendor mug.1. Verb - to Zondo a joint is to smoke it down to 1/4 and then dip the end in sugar. This is particularly enjoyable if you are with a friend, as the sugar makes you feel like sunshine.
2. Noun - A Zondo is a joint that has had the roach end smeared in sugar.
Also, you can substitute the sugar for any other granulated substance of your choice, but then you must attach a prefix to the word Zondo (for example, Limestonezondo)
2. Noun - A Zondo is a joint that has had the roach end smeared in sugar.
Also, you can substitute the sugar for any other granulated substance of your choice, but then you must attach a prefix to the word Zondo (for example, Limestonezondo)
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"Yeah she's a complete Zoerdo."
"Tell me about it."
"Yeah she's a complete Zoerdo."
"Tell me about it."
by Thomas Gibson February 19, 2008
Get the zoerdo mug.The schizophrenic other half of Zander, this more interesting chap is occasionally seen causing havoc in places such as dornoch, birmingham and especially dunfermiline were he likes to try out UFC moves. Unfortunaltely the good banter and drinking of zondo is rarely seen as he is increasingly having after work naps and early nights.
George: Are we out on the shot tonight then boys.
Reese Eder: Nah im gonna head up.
George: Come on Zondo, don't be such a Zander all the time
Reese Eder: Nah im gonna head up.
George: Come on Zondo, don't be such a Zander all the time
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