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Zimbabwean Wallet

An unkown relic, never seen in the light of day.
Wow Ntokozo, what is that? Cannot be a zimbabwean wallet, can it?
by Sherbert Hernandez February 12, 2020
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Zimbabweian Steamer

When you take a shit on the floor at a McDonalds restaurant.
i couldnt get to sleep because all i could think about was the time my uncle did a Zimbabweian Steamer.
by zimbabwe dictionaryer July 29, 2017
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curry zimbabwe

This is a delectable type of curry which is championed by Ian McNeice. Eat it at your own peril.
"I could really do with a Curry Zimbabwe"
by John Keats December 14, 2008
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Zimbabwean Hand Stand

when a girl is in the handstand position while being fucked and walking down stairs on her hands and receiving a rimjob.
"that girl loves doing zimbabwean hand stands!"
by fucking cumguzzlers May 15, 2009
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Zimbabwean Unicorn

A sexual act when the partner attaches a dildo to their for head, thus looking like a unicorn, and fucks their bitch with it usually using the 'headbanging' technique.
I punished my bitch like a Zimbabwean Unicorn
by blabies212 May 15, 2010
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zimbabwe throat

A really deep throat on a woman, occuring from a super elongated neck. In reference to the african women who wear all those friggin' rings around their neck; most likely so they can swallow the ultimate ding dong.
ron: Damn, check out that chick over there!

charles: Holy shit, look at that giraffe neck on her.

ron: Thats classic zimbabwe throat; shell devour your shit no problem.
by edelberry November 7, 2010
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Zimbabwed

Pronounced "Zim-Bob-Wade". Like the past tense of "Zimbabwe", if it were a verb (which in this case, it is!)

Definition: Left quickly. Got the hell out.

(To Zimbabwe): to flee, run, escape, disappear.

It is usually meant to convey the point that this person has fled or vanished, with no warning, to a far away place, & probably doesn't want to be found.
Example#1:
Roz: "Where is John?"
Pieter: "I don't know. He Zimbabwed!"

Example#2:

"I think I might be pregnant, but if I tell my boyfriend... he will Zimbabwe!"
by Zephyroz October 12, 2023
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