Zim

noun: Someone who is devoted to making people's lives a misery. Whether it be one person or the entire planet. This mostly ends in failure.

Ultimate goal: World domination

"What is he doing? He's crazy!"
"He's just a Zim. It'll be fine."

by NotSoCombo September 13, 2016

Zim

a scumbag, an overgrown boy with an ever expanding waistline. frequently seen behind a desk pretending to work, hiding onscreen prompts from the video bame he's been trying to beat or at the fast food drive thru. easily manipulated by women (mainly because he can never get a real one)

did you see that zim, he tried to ask me out again.....gross

by lazara October 21, 2010

Zim

An abreviation of the slang word 'Zimme'. Used more by real badmanz rather than the more common breed of 'people'.

Malcolm - Nah boss, dat gyal has got BACKOFF!!

DMB - Zim!

by MuzikBoy April 20, 2008

Zim

A person who constantly brings the mood down with negative comments.

Zim makes me feel so depressed.

by Chedthrower May 14, 2008

zim

The main character from the cartoon series "Invader Zim" a.k.a. the best cartoon ever.

"Zim!!! DON'T USE THE TIME MACHINE
LOVE, ZIM!!"

by G May 13, 2005

zimmed

(1) To have work passed off onto you by a lazy co-worker.

(2) To be the victim of a crop-dusting (walk-by-farting).

(1) Ron was supposed to do that task, but he zimmed it onto me.

(2) After Ron walked by my cube, I could smell that I got zimmed.

by The Jerk Store January 26, 2010

zim

adj. ridiculously grandiose and complex, doomed to failure, yet undeniably hillarious, usu. said of plans for world domination and the like

I'm all for getting revenge, but getting atomic cesium sounds a little zim.

by foltor September 2, 2005