Zildog

A wet fart, often lingers, is difficult to get rid of. *squelch*

Can be found in Facebook rant form, empty coffee can form, and old car brochure form. Do not come into contact with, nor expose bare skin to this. You might contract Sabretooth crotch crickets.

also known as a 'wrap around handjob from a homeless man'.

'I was waiting at the bus stop posting other peoples photos and this homeless guy started giving me a Zildog!'

by The ultimate JDM handiee March 5, 2014

zildo

Zildo is an ancient martial art formed on the planet Zil and practiced by its military.

"Luis' Karate was no match for Norman's Zildo."

by Plarzmo August 16, 2011

Zildo

Zildo: A dual insult for a person who is acting like a Dildo and is already a zilch, or perhaps if the person is normal and does something so pathetic that he/she should be immidiatly called a Zildo. The combination of a Zilch and a Dildo.

"Hey Bruno, you are a real Zildo for lighting that Dogs tail on fire"!

by The Pope NMG November 4, 2008

Zildo

A Zombie Dildo

Someone get this zildo out of my mouth!

by danny cutup February 5, 2009

zildian

Generally referring towards one that is considered by many, “edgy” and is of Philipeno descent. This individual has a rather bright and cheery personality, however has an incredibly corrupted inner side that will be revealed as you get to know them. This name is likely an incident that is introduced due to an event where one’s father had desired to name their son off of the name a drum company, however had made a mistake within the last second, resulting with the name Zildian.

Actor 1: Have you seen Zildian, he is such good person.

Actor 2:That’s because you haven’t gotten to know him, he is one that is capable of going over the limit of 56 times a day.

by Fuck boi Dr. Wang May 25, 2018

zildge

A noise made by demonic machines.

Zildge is the sound is heard when I saw hell while tripping on lsd.

by Sporkster80 June 30, 2017

Zildo

A zebra striped dildo

Horny fella”hey get my zildo out of your ass cheeks I want to use it
Step dad”sorry sport” (proceeds to pull zildo out of ass) “here you go”
Horny fella”thanks shitlips”

by Something_somthing September 7, 2018