Zhongli 

the sexiest man alive who is lacking mora in his pockets

oh i love zhongli

Zhongli by zhonglishehe October 25, 2020

Zhonglism 

Religion of the horny Genshin players who simp for Zhongli. Their god is obviously known as Zhongli. Worshipping Zhongli's ass and enjoying Zhongli's pillar memes 24/7. Those who didn't get Zhongli in the game and fall into this category/religion are probably depressed.

We love Zhongli's ass and our religion is called Zhonglism

Zhonglism by Zhonglisdong August 24, 2021

Zhongli 

My dad and also Rex lapis

"Zhongli?? y mean rex lapis??"

Zhongli by XiaoGenshin February 9, 2021

zhongli 

a sexy geo god who has the power to take anyones man or girl at any time, no matter how good you think you look it’s always zhongli > everyone

some guy: my girl just broke up with me
other guy: is it because of big ball geo daddy zhongli?
some guy: yeah

zhongli by bigballjohn April 16, 2021

Zhongli 

His pillar can definetly strike your ass, it would probably hurt but dw he's a gentle man 😩‼️

Person 1: My ass hurts cuz of Zhongli

Tartaglia: ikr like...ow

Zhongli by YOURLOCALSIMP August 7, 2021

Zhongli 

Zhongli, Morax, Xiangsheng or the Geo archon.

The Archon with the Fattest and Thickest ass Ever, ass so thick he can obliterate the whole existence of Liyue with that damn ass. Childe is one lucky man he can work with the Almighty Morax, Zhongli is also one fine man and quite a Gentleman.

Hey do you know Zhongli?
"Oh the one who works at a funeral parlor?"
Yeah he has a rlly thick ass 😍

Zhongli by annialmaoo August 21, 2021

Zhongli 

Zhongli has a nice ass. And if you think about it, in the au where he's a history teacher and Xiao is his son, technically in that au he is in fact a hot history teacher dilf

A: I JUST PULLED ZHONGLI

B: Lets stare at his ass
A:.......... Wanna make out

Zhongli by yourfavoritechink May 9, 2021