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schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant

An ad done by a New Zealand guy who keeps talking about his deck but it sounds like he’s saying dick
“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy
by Moduluss March 12, 2019
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Zelda greed

In the Zelda game series, the urge to collect every single heart, rupee, bomb, arrow, magic container, etc., you come across, even if you don't need it.
L: Why are you bothering to pick up those rupees? Your Big Wallet's already full!

T: It's Zelda greed, dude!
by thecurtain December 14, 2008
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Zelda

An amazing name for a girl. She is super cool and is basically a princess warrior. Everyone should have a Zelda in there life.
Girl 1: Are you friends with Zelda?
Girl 2: No, but i wish i was
by i DONT WANT TO SAY MY REAL NAM December 18, 2013
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zelda rap

The Zelda rap is in the very first Legend of Zelda commercial from the 80's. It features two stupid kids who can't act. One of them pulls out his Nintendo Newsletter and shows the other some screenshots of the 'new' Zelda game. All of a sudden one of them pull out what might be a bootleg copy of the game, and puts it into his NES. For some unknown reason, the two start an inpromptu rap song, which goes as follows:

"It's The Legend of Zelda and it's really rad!
Those creatures from Ganon are pretty bad!
Octoroks, tektites and leevers too,
But with your help, our hero pulls through!
Yeah, Go Link, Yeah, Get Zelda!
Wikki Wikki Wick!"

The commercial then cuts to the announcer, who says that your parents need to help you hook up the NES.
When I saw this commercial and heard the Zelda rap, I was both horrified and amused at the same time.
by Rastablowtorch September 17, 2005
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Zelda

a) Game series created by Nintendo's Shigeru Miyamoto during the late 80's, based on a combination of Tolkienian fantasy and Dungeons and Dragons style exploration. This series is still going strong more than a decade later with it's latest release, "The Wind Waker".

b) Princess Zelda, the character of the series namesake, and weilder of the Triforce of Wisdom.
a) Anyone here played the Legend of Zelda?

b) Link must set off to rescue princess Zelda.
by hpk January 10, 2004
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Zelda

A Link to the Past is the best game I've ever played, followed closely by Ocarina of Time.
by Kazaam December 19, 2004
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Legend of Zelda

Legend of Zelda has got to be the best video game series known to Earth history. Especially Twilight Princess. What a fucking badass game.

With the classic Link character somehow be the bravest thing anyone has ever seen to combat against horribly frightening monsters with ease. And saving the beautiful Princess Zelda or other characters that had been captured.

Don't know why its called the Legend of Zelda.. it should be called the Legend of Link. Because Zelda does shit all in every series.
"We should think about the Legend of Zelda, that Link is the most courageous thing ever, in the history of Hyrule."

"Link will save us all!"
"Yes! Let us put all the world's hopes and expectations on his shoulders!"
"Yay!"

Poor Link..
by Today's Schedule April 2, 2007
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