Zark

A nickname for that one socially awkward kid who where’s a polo under a blazer.

What are you doing Zark

by Royal1414 November 20, 2022

zark

According to my friend, a zark is when he comes up behind you and pokes you on both sides simultaneously. But you guys have better definitions.

Zark! Why the hell did you zarking do that?

by _,,-=;;({[]});;=-,,_ November 2, 2008

Zark

Name meaning: "All that Jehovah has spoken, I am willing to do."

Zark decided to contemplate nature on her day off.

by Defini August 27, 2020

Zark

A scrub, dipshit or otherwise useless and moronic idiot, potentially worthy of getting their ass beat.

If that zark keeps talk shit he’s going to get laid out.

by Lonny the Big Dicked Bastard November 7, 2022

Zarking

To do "research" on a computer, tablet, or smart phone... while not doing work like things. Such as searching for a Star Trek tricorder device to buy for a collection or a gift.

My spouse was zarking for over an hour earlier. IDK... I think she's looking for the perfect gift for my mother for her birthday.... but, I'm not sure.

by unstoppable_wifey November 22, 2022

Zarked

Zarked, otherwise known as "Zonked" or "Zanxed", means to be absolutely brain dead and trippin balls. Typically used when someone is drop-dead drunk or high out of their mind, but it can be used for anything, as long as you're smelling colours and reading voices.

"Duuuuuude, I'm like... toootaaally Zarked rn..."
"Dawg go tf to sleep"

by SpectacularCr0w March 24, 2023

Zark

Usually a nickname a kid in school wants you to call him/her, meaning they are going to shoot up the school in the near future.

Call me ZARK, I’m planing to shoot up the school.

by Tufflife12345 March 4, 2019