a dude that is full of hilarity, with gigantic appeal to girls and boys. the master of ultimate. the opposite of donald.
dude, don't mess with him, that guys a zaid he will break your skull

mate, that guys a zaid, your girls got her eye on him
by beerkings June 19, 2010
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Used like the word "spunk" or "moxy", the noun zaid is used to describe an ingenius person
by Malti Jones August 23, 2005
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A sexy guy who goes to CCA with a HUGE dick. He will break your shit.
Hot chick: Whos that hawt guy?

Other hot chick: THATS ZAID I WANT HIS COCK oh my jesus.
by CockMuncher155 December 7, 2010
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A dude who is fine but cant show love to the correct people or doesn’t know when the right person is right is right in front of them. And has a big dick.
Girl 1: aye who’s thats dude with ole girl, I heard he cheated on her and she actually love him!?
Girl 2: oh thats Zaid he did and that was her first kiss.
by Lady of words February 6, 2019
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A term used to describe when a person, entity or event turns something very-well detailed into a chaotic yet intriguing enigma.
It's amazing how whenever you look at a SpongeBob popsicle, they always look Zaided. Maybe it's on purpose.
by ShrkKng55 May 12, 2022
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