Zach Goodwin

A man possessing the largest testicles known to mankind. It has been proven that the universe is actually a screenplay being written by him he just doesn’t know how to end it. He’s rumoured to appear in Spider-man no way home alongside your mom.

Also he’s a pretty good gaffer.

You know who’s great? Zach Goodwin’s dad!

by Sudae November 24, 2021

ZACH GEORGIEFF

Zach is not a friend, number 1 OP, constantly stroking it behind his pants at morning tea, quite an unusual build. known for getting 20 people in trouble for sexual harassment.

Lachlan: shit i hate that dude
edward: yeah he must be related to zach georgieff

by Georgieffhater2025 May 11, 2025

Zach Be Gay

Hello Zach. Someone made this to Screw ya over. K thanks Bye

"Hey Look. Its Zach Be Gay. HE BE GAY"

by Woof Woof Yeet March 6, 2020

Zach Attack * Glass

The best guy in the world. the most loving listening person. his touch makes you warm inside and when he walks up to you and looks at you your heart pounds like crazy. you love him so much. and when you hear his voice or see him you dream and plan your future with him. you want to spend the rest of your life with him. he is so amazing. you wish you could be as amazing to him and make him feel like you do. you love him so much and are gonna marry him. he is mines. and when i ment him i liked him and fell madly in love. he is true love <3 he is zach oh yea and hes tall skinny and so sexy and smart. whoo out of this world baby :)) all mines taken!!!!

Friend: hey you know Zach Attack * Glass

Me: yea the oone from art class

Friend: he likes you, he told me on myspace, he's sad that you might be moving.

Me: oh really how sweet i knew there was a reason he always messed with me, it was flirting. :)

by Tee<3333 September 6, 2010

Zach's brothers girlfriend

a definite French big booty 10/10.

"Hey did you hear about Zach's brothers girlfriend" "yeah she's a definite French big booty 10/10".

by Lachlan Lundh July 24, 2022

zach wagoner's famous glue spill

This is when your doing a chick for an excesive amount of hours and finaly you just blow a load all over her back and it spills down looking like a giant glue spill

Zach Wagoner was doing his dog and exploded everywhere on it..and did the zach wagoner's famous glue spill"

by bobslu June 10, 2009

zachgary

when a thick accented filipino tries to pronounce zachary

zachary's grandmother couldn't pronounce "zachary" so she instead called him gary and zachgary

by RustyRodriguiz March 9, 2010