zacking off

Rage quitting a video game to go masturbate.

Fuck off, I'm going zacking off. You guys are bitches

by edp445cupcake August 22, 2023

zaching off

When a guy named Zach, jacks off.

Can not be used for someone who is not named Zach.

Zach: I've been Zaching off in your shower while you were gone bro, its ok though, I finished in the drain.

by Mr.5,001 June 5, 2014

zacking off

Zacking off is the act of masturbating in the shower using kiddy porn downloaded to an ipod or any other mobile video device. The device is usually placed in a ziplock bag to avoid water damage and being contaminated with bodily fluids.

Lee: Why does Zack always bring his phone with him to the shower?

Danny: Yea, I'm curious too since he takes 45 minutes to take a shower.

Lee: you think he's jacking off in there?

Danny: His name is Zack not Jack dumby.

Lee: I meant do you think he's zacking off in there?

Danny: haha yea i keep hearing weird moans coming from the bathroom and when he comes out he has the look of satisfactied on his face. He needs to wipe that smirk off.

by 6fingas December 25, 2009

Zaneing Off

Offending a woman with offensive, obnoxious, irritating, and generally tasteless comments, causing her to try to leave the area as quickly as possible.

He would be getting some if he could just keep his mouth shut and avoid zaneing off every girl that comes around with his horrible jokes.

by itsthatbradguy July 7, 2010

Zaching off

Nutting on your friends couch

He just came over to my house and starting zaching off on my blanket.

by Pussyfoot69 July 21, 2017

zackingoff

(V) Term used for masturbation while wearing a magnum condom

Did you hear how loud Zack was in the shower when he was zackingoff?

by noenns January 5, 2010

Zacking off

When your suppose to be working but your too busy doing an activty besides work in the bathroom, such as sleeping.

Hey man where the fuck did that fat fuck go? OH he is just zacking off in the bathroom again!

by AceAssGrinder69 October 8, 2017