Zoinked

The act of getting high.

Dude, I got totally zoinked for this test.
or
I was soooooooooooo zoinked on new years, and then everyone started screaming and shit, twas scary.

by MattKeen April 6, 2010

zoinked

To be extremely fucked up on pills and/or peelz

GOD! I got a prescription for 75 tabs oh 10mg Percocets, I'M GETTING SO ZOINKED TONGIHT!

by ParisJewemy October 29, 2007

Zoinks

What Shaggy says when Scooby is suckin on his jenkies but keeps on yoinkin.

Oh zoinks Scooby!

by BodyOdorBlockingPower May 22, 2017

Zoinks

Although some believe that "zoinks" was made popular on the Saturday cartoon show "Scooby Doo, Where Are You?" (1969-1972), it was in fact popularized on "Batman" (1966-1968) as an exclamation of surprise or urgency. Scooby Doo obviously duplicated this nonsensical word in its television series that ran after Batman was cancelled.

Robin after hearing of danger: "Zoinks, Batman!" also used in Batman fight scenes where different sounds are flashed on the screen between blows.

by KingArthurUP June 20, 2012

zoinks

a Popular phrase used by the popular "shaggy"

shaggy: you made me use 0.0007% of my power. I will destroy half the universe.
shaggy *zoinks*

by rekxtz March 9, 2019

zoinks

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by zoinks scooby August 28, 2019

Zoinked

A feeling of tiredness, and defeat.

"Dude, last night I pulled an all-nighter, and I was totally zoinked!"

by Suicidaldream December 16, 2017