The Drunk Zones

These are the Zones of being Drunk.

1. The Normal Zone
- This is where you are sober, and not drunk at all.

2. The Fun Zone
- You are starting to feel the alcohol and if there is music playing, you might dance to it. But you might not, your not quite that drunk yet.

3. The Zone
- Now your feeling the alcohol and you are likely to dance, even if there isn't any music playing.

4. The Auto Zone
- You are drunk to the point where you cannot drive a vehicle. Not just shouldn't, but can't. You would go as far as to call your parents for a ride at this point.

5. The Twilight Zone
- This is when you are so drunk that you cannot stand without using someone or something to keep you upright. This is where you want to be.

6. The Splash Zone
- This is when you have taken The Twilight Zone a little bit too far.. The Splash Zone is the area around you, because this is when you throw up. Not a fun place to be.

7. The Hazard Zone
- Well.. At this point you have done something stupid, and that is continuing to drink after vomiting.. Congratulations, you very well might have alcohol poisoning and should go to the hospital.

8. The Dead Zone
- You drank too much and made a horrible mistake, this is the zone that nobody wants to reach. Life is valuable so be caution.

Friend: "Yo bro! Which one of The Drunk Zones are you in!!?"
You: "I don't know man! Check it out! (Attempt to stand straight but stumble) Am I in The Twilight Zone yet?"
Friend: "Hell yea! You can't stand for shit!"

You: "Yo, Louie hit The Splash Zone in Phil's car last night"
Friend: "Wow what a douche! I hope he cleaned all that shit up.."

by Commander Of Chaos, MSD, FL April 1, 2009

Zotos

Zotos is the camera toting videographer for the town of Southbridge. Credits to Zotos’ filmography include, Southbridge Town Council Meetings, The Relay for Life, and Little League Baseball games. Zotos has mastered the art of inserting random, inappropriate, and often awkward background music into his recordings of local events. You know you are watching a “Zotos” flic if the camera zooms in on the face of a young girl displaying looks of disgust and confusion as if she had just caught a creepy old man videotaping her as the theme from “Growing Pains” plays in the background. Zotos can be identified by his long grey locks and “mustache”, musty smell, and the unnatural uneasiness you feel when within 50 yards of the man. Zotos has a similar facial bone structure to that of Splinter the mutant ninja rat who was sensei to the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".

Zotos was in his prime in the Barber Shop music videos of 2004

by MicrowavedElephant August 10, 2006

zoesperia

A really pretty an funny mutual!!

Zoesperia is awesome!!!

by -one of her mutuals :) July 2, 2021

Zote The Mighty

Zote is a god and a thicc boy. He is a Minecraft letsplayer and only stream on Porn Hub live, he is a professional thicc boy. He is also the strongest knight in all the land

Bro, Zote The Mighty just started his stream and is about to defeat the enderdragon pogger

by Zote The Mighty December 15, 2020

erogenous zones

Any body part that is very sensitive to sexual stimulation.

Some erogenous zones include: Neck, Back, Clit, Nipples, Butt, Thighs, Hips, Dick, and Feet.

by Shenise April 16, 2004

dope zones

A positive affirmation; typically expressed in acknowledgement of a situation that is particularly rad, in which the vibes are especially dope.

I listened to his new album, dope zones man, dope zones all around.

by zopedones May 3, 2011

Angel Zones

A 400 lb heffalump resembling a giant mouth-breathing urinal cake that smells like rancid dolphin-infested tuna. Sometimes found with craft glitter in the unchanged adult diapers of low-rent convalescents patients.

"Please don't leave Gramma in that nursing home, she'll be defenseless against an Angel Zones infestation!"

by Barry Isacunt November 3, 2017