Zorg

Sucking the shit out of someone's ass. Usually after a

Stetch.

After she had a big meal I zorgged her.

by Crono19 February 16, 2010

Zorg

1. The evil alter-ego of Zoe.
2. Craze of changing ones name to comply to the laws of Zorg, by putting "org" after the first letter/syllable of ones name. eg. Stephen -> Storg; Jeff -> Jorg; etc

"Katy, I'm not really Zoe, I'm Zorg!"

by Storg Korg September 15, 2003

zorg

The shit that comes out of ones mouth. Usualy followed by a slap to the back of ones head.

Stringball: by brain has more brain cells than yours
Tom: ZORG! (slap on hte back of the head)

by LukeFhey October 2, 2005

Zorg

The process of suffocating someone with a Kroger original trash bag

I will zorg this bitch ass child

by Zorgmaster April 29, 2023

Zorg

This is a word thats used in "alien language", used at random times. Anytime in a sentence.

Friend A: So, thats how my cat ate my cerea-
Friend B: ZORG.
Friend A: Stop with the zorg you motherfucker.
Friend A starts hitting Friend B multiple times in a row.

by val3vxn November 1, 2024

Zorg

A word without any actual meaning, only to pretend you are using a slur against someone when you are actually not.

A word that is used as a slur but doesn't have a specific meaning.
Used only to say something bad to someone without saying anything .

Tim : Yo! you forgot to take out the trash!!
Ken: No, i didn't! I did!
Tim : NO YOU DIDN'T! YOU DUMBASS FUCKING ZORG!!

by ultimatezorger18149 July 6, 2024

Zorgasm

A religious epiphany, usually a vision or encounter with Zorgoth. In some cases, Cultiks have claimed to actually communicating with Zorgoth during a zorgasm.

The Duke tossed and turned, fearing that any second now his intelectual metropolis would be toppled by the barbaric Nairboians - when suddenly his nightmare was ended. There in the window appeared Zorgoth, in the form of a goat. Very few people have been blessed with such a zorgasm, but this spiritual enlightenment would set in a series of events from which Kenya would never be the same again.

-The Doctrine of Zorgoth: Book IV
www.thenr.net/zorgoth

by Duke Hallenstrom February 24, 2008