Zorg

A cigarette

John: Hey Jim, can you light me a Zorg?
Jim: Sorry John, I'm running low on Zorgs, why don't you get your own and stop being a leech?

by Theperfectkind July 22, 2014

Zorg

Sucking the shit out of someone's ass. Usually after a

Stetch.

After she had a big meal I zorgged her.

by Crono19 February 16, 2010

Zorg

1. The evil alter-ego of Zoe.
2. Craze of changing ones name to comply to the laws of Zorg, by putting "org" after the first letter/syllable of ones name. eg. Stephen -> Storg; Jeff -> Jorg; etc

"Katy, I'm not really Zoe, I'm Zorg!"

by Storg Korg September 15, 2003

zorg

The shit that comes out of ones mouth. Usualy followed by a slap to the back of ones head.

Stringball: by brain has more brain cells than yours
Tom: ZORG! (slap on hte back of the head)

by LukeFhey October 2, 2005

zorge flesh eaters

1. The Nerdiest thing ever to be said by someone.

2. Zombie.

3. Zombies for a quest on Runescape.

OH NOES!!!! MY L92 has been overran by ZORGE FLESH EATERS, even thoughs he has fulls runes armor and is a L100 wizard mage guy!

by I Have No Name Ever on Earth Noob July 28, 2007

Zorg

The process of suffocating someone with a Kroger original trash bag

I will zorg this bitch ass child

by Zorgmaster April 29, 2023

Zorg

This is a word thats used in "alien language", used at random times. Anytime in a sentence.

Friend A: So, thats how my cat ate my cerea-
Friend B: ZORG.
Friend A: Stop with the zorg you motherfucker.
Friend A starts hitting Friend B multiple times in a row.

by val3vxn November 1, 2024