Zoinking

A term used by Lord Shaggy before destroying entire worlds

Shaggy: Zoinking
Entire world: Implodes

by Snake142 February 3, 2019

Zonk out

To fall asleep, usually a deep sleep. It happens after a long day or doing drugs, commonly happening quickly or without warning. It may be one of the best kinds of sleep.

You're not gonna zonk out after smoking that bowl, are you?

by RubbingAlcohol March 23, 2009

zooked

being extremely high or stoned to the point of feeling paralyzed

Mike: yo man is he gonna hit this or no
Dan: are you kidding me that kid is zooked!

by andrew242345 September 9, 2008

Zonked

(Adjective) Usually caused by drug use, it’s when you’re not sleepwalking but not fully awake either. You’re awake, but you’re acting as if you had no agency and things only happen to you. But also you’re not like a zombie.

You’re just ZONKED

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover March 23, 2019

Zoinking

The act of ejaculating on someones dvd copy of either of the two Scooby Doo Movies and then screaming zoinks at the top of your lungs.

Shaggy was beating off a nutt in the mystery machine right onto a dvd copy of Scooby Doo 2 : Monsters Unleashed.
The rest of the gang could hear zoinks being screamed from inside the house.
Therefor Shaggy was Zoinking.

by Dinkledunk August 31, 2017

Zoinked

To be HIIIIGHHH AFFFF

Yo bro im so zoinked i don't even know if i can do all that right now

by YoungFolk June 13, 2018

zoinkerblop

When you "Wreck" someone in a game, or you get "rekt"

"Bruh, Jeremy Zoinkerblopped me in Red Dead Redemption 2"
"I just Zoinkerblopped Richard"

by CaseyFromEarth July 30, 2019