by Snake142 February 3, 2019
Get the Zoinking mug.The art of distancing a "lover", or good friend in an orbital space. Not too far, not too close. When they get too far, you pull them back in, when they get too close, you push them back out into the "safe zone". This keeps the person in your life, exactly where you want them.
The bitch wants to get married, and I don't. The sex is great, but I'm just not ready for commitment. "Safe Zoning" her would be to ignore or be non-committal to her emails and phone calls and when you've totally pissed her off, send her a dozen roses, fuck her, and repeat the cycle.
by BoMat April 27, 2008
Get the safe zoning mug.A reference to Super Mario Brothers in which a player would skip several levels in order to achieve the ultimate objective of saving the princess. More generally, it refers to someone who wants to achieve a goal more easily than he otherwise could by stacking the odds in his favor or by skipping steps that would ordinarily be required.
By joining forces with Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh, Lebron James is warp zoning himself to a championship.
by Hank Thompkins December 9, 2011
Get the warp zoning mug.The act of ejaculating on someones dvd copy of either of the two Scooby Doo Movies and then screaming zoinks at the top of your lungs.
Shaggy was beating off a nutt in the mystery machine right onto a dvd copy of Scooby Doo 2 : Monsters Unleashed.
The rest of the gang could hear zoinks being screamed from inside the house.
Therefor Shaggy was Zoinking.
The rest of the gang could hear zoinks being screamed from inside the house.
Therefor Shaggy was Zoinking.
by Dinkledunk August 31, 2017
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Get the Zoinked mug.by CaseyFromEarth July 30, 2019
Get the zoinkerblop mug.2020 was the beginning of a quarantined era of heightened video conferencing and physical distancing popularizing online group parties. Used daily for working remote, homeschooling, socializing, and dating. Most met up on Zoom, houseparty, hangout, etc.
What hat are you going to wear to the Zooming 20s party this Saturday?
The Zooming 20s was one of isolation yet the most connected to this world I've ever felt.
The Zooming 20s was one of isolation yet the most connected to this world I've ever felt.
by Chattha March 20, 2020
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