A model citizen, and someone who we all should strive to be. Zombies don'
t hide behind their insecurities or
lie to other
people. They just want your brains. They don't need to exaggerate to make anyone feel better, but instead, being the upfront creatures that they are, make a bull run for your delicious flesh. They don't waste away life by making false
friends, finding a girl or guy zombie only to be led on, and drinking their entire life to ease the pain. Nay, they do what they want (eating brains) at any cost, being shot in the head, blown up into a million pieces, being clobbered with
blunt objects. But at the end of the day, battered and beaten, the zombie finds a way to
moan and get on with his life. Isn't that the true secret to personal fulfillment?
