Zombie Apocalypse 

A guaranteed way of never having to become slaves to our jobs

I can't wait until the zombie apocalypse happens so that I don't have to go to work all the time and get bitched at by that annoying bitch of a boss.

Zombie Apocalypse by Krackerjacksnacks August 11, 2017

Zombie Apocalypse 

Zombie Apocalypse (Latin: apocalyptus inmortuis) denotes the (total or partial) extinction of mankind by zombies and is one of the most common subjects in movies and computer games .
Often used as an excuse by people playing zombie FPS .

Movies: Resident Evil, Zombieland, Dawn of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead etc.
Games: Resident Evil, Left 4 Dead, Dead Space etc.

Father: Son, stop wasting your time with those bloody video games already!
Son: I am not wasting time, I am preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse!

Zombie Apocalypse by D-fine June 27, 2012

Zombie Apocalypse 

The End of the World, when people who have died rise again in rotten corpses searching for blood and brains to strengthen them. The Apocalypse is when all Zombies rise and destroy the world.

...Braaaains!

Quick, get the Shotgun! It's the Zombie Apocalypse!

My Zombie Apocalypse Plan: FPSRussia

Zombie Apocalypse by torrrrrrub August 6, 2011

Hey Jake, want to have a zombie apocalypse? 

A facetious event used to express the ludicrousness of a previously suggested event.

EX1:
Jake: Hey Rob, let's beat Contra!
Rob: Hey Jake, want to have a zombie apocalypse?

EX2:
Rob: Wow, I can't believe how much snow we got!
Jake: Want to go for a run?
Rob: Hey Jake, want to have a zombie apocalypse?

Hey Jake, want to have a zombie apocalypse? by The AWPerator April 22, 2011

Zombie Apocalypse 

The zombie apocalypse has begun. Actually it began many years ago, it has just been progressing rather slowly as far as apocalypses go.

The leaders and perpetrators of the inevitable zombie apocalypse are creatures referred to as "psychiatrists". These individuals have medical degrees and legally prescribe people drugs that turn them into zombies. They get away with this by claiming these drugs help conditions such as depression and schizophrenia, when in fact all they do is cause people to have no emotions and give people an intense urge to consume human brains orally.

Whether or not the psychiatrists themselves are zombies is open for debate. They may just be paid by the zombiefied government to spread the good zombie word.

The inevitable Zombie Apocalypse has begun.

Zombie Apocalypse by Rellik Uzi September 18, 2010

zombie apocalypse 

The day when all stupid and fat people will finally be exterminated.

"I can't wait for a zombie apocalypse because that fat girl at McDonalds pissed me off."

"The first to go are the fatties." -ZombieLand

zombie apocalypse by Pooploophu June 7, 2014

zombie amocalypse 

Practise for a potential real apocalypse, either through real life role play e.g: paint ball, or through games such as Black ops.

Person 1: "whatcha doing?"
Person 2: "zombie amocalypse" *playing play station*

zombie amocalypse by ZamizoEmpire September 12, 2011