to zog someone or the action of zogging... forcefully ramming of the erect penis into the orifices of the body other then the vagina or anus.
by emeraldcharm February 23, 2008
I slipped on the ice and had to zog quickly before anyone noticed!
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i zogged so damn quickly my head was spinning!
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i zogged so damn quickly my head was spinning!
by eleanor 123 January 26, 2009
by handsome121 May 18, 2012
1. The former king of Albania
2. Racist slur used by bigots to refer to Jews, it's supposed to stand for "Zionist Occupation Government". Often used in the sense of a convenient scapegoat to explain their own personal failures.
2. Racist slur used by bigots to refer to Jews, it's supposed to stand for "Zionist Occupation Government". Often used in the sense of a convenient scapegoat to explain their own personal failures.
1. Zog was essentially a puppet of Mussolini and few Albanians have any affection for him today.
2. Mel Gibson blames everything wrong with the US on ZOG.
2. Mel Gibson blames everything wrong with the US on ZOG.
by Rattus cattus October 24, 2006
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Short for zogword. When something is painfully awkward. Or just a little awkward. Anywhere between the slightest bit of awkwardness and physically painful awkwardness.
"It was so zog when Jimmy farted in church today!"
"Zog! Did you see Molly's fly is unzipped?"
"Zoggin in my noggin like corn on the cobbin."
"Zog! Did you see Molly's fly is unzipped?"
"Zoggin in my noggin like corn on the cobbin."
by Marykate Spillane December 22, 2008