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Yule Log Shit

When you crap a massive log of shit the day after Christmas that percolated in your colon from Christmas dinner. These Yule log shits can take hours to pass due to the fact they are the size of a Chipoltle burrito. Often contains: ham, mashed potatoes, apple pie, gingerbread men, dinner rolls and other starchy/fatty drunk food.
My ass is covered in hemorrhoids from giving birth to the biggest yule log shit of my life. I was in labor for like 3 hours.
by My sore ass December 25, 2010
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Yulen Believer

A Yulen believer is a t.A.T.u. fan who doesn't want to believe that the 2 female members of the group were not romantically involved with each other. Yulen comes from taking the first 3 letters of each singer's name:

YULia and LENa

Though both singers deny this relationship existited there are still many Yulen believers amoung fans around the world. You can find them filling up forums with 'fan-ifctions' that involve the girls being in some sort of loving relationship.
Non fan: "Tatu pretended to be lesbians for money"

t.A.T.u. fan: " Tatu were forced to portray lesbians by their producer Ivan"

Yulen believer: "No they are pretending to be straight and they still love each other!"
by Here-I-am August 7, 2011
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Yulezilla

Noun. A blend of Yule (Old English for Christmas day) and Godzilla (the monster). A woman who turns into a monster during Christmas preparations.
On Christmas Eve, most women turn into Yulezilla – a Christmas obsessed monster, who sees the whole thing as a perfomance, not dissimilar to a West End musical.

Yulezilla is a very dangerous animal, because she inevitably needs an army of helpers to turn her production dreams into a reality.
by khany vi March 15, 2010
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Yulene

A girl but not just any girl an amazing girl who is smart and so amazingly beautiful that if she snapped her fingers or even glanced at you you would do absolutely anything she wanted. you secretly hope she would fall in love with you but you don't want to make things awkward but if you ever where in a relationship with her you would do anything in your power to make it work. she is so so so beautiful and absolutely stunning you laugh at all of her jokes she is literally the star of the show and you will do anything for her you would die for her even if she doesn't love ultimately she is extraordinary and has you in the palm of her hand
Guy 1 hey did you see that sports game....
*Yulene walks in*
Guy 1Hey what ya doing you having a good day?
Yulene can you jump off a cliff for me
Guy 1 yes anything you want Yulene
by Xx just a guy xX December 12, 2016
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yuleidi

She is a very smart girl with high hopes and very cute too she is also very wired.she has that very unique smile that makes everyone’s day she has so many friends she loves and never gives up if your ever lucky enough to a girl like yuleidi never let her go or you will regret it.
Person1:I really need someone to make my day
Person2:Just find a yuleidi
by Dog lover 💕 December 9, 2018
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yule-log

When a person celebrates Christmas by taking a #2 in their fireplace.
"I'm gonna go drop a yule-log" "Wait, don't shit in the fireplace!"
by Xkcd 1435 December 19, 2011
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Yulee High School

A place also known as hell.
Where people known as rednecks or pot heads attend.

YULEE HIGHSCHOOL.... A place where no one wants to go .
Woah! Dude this sucks.
Oh it must be Yulee High School .
by everyonelovesnothing November 7, 2011
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