Youtube comments 

The only place where a polite discussion about kittens can lead to a flame war about government conspiracies.

*in youtube comments*

Person 1: That cat is quite adorable
Person 2: Yes, indeed
Person 3: I know, it's so cute the way it purrs!

*5 mins later

Person 1: ASS SHIT FAG THE GOVERNMENT CAUSED 9/11 BITCH VACCINATIONS BIN LADEN MOON LANDING FAKE
MARS RAPE NUCLEAR WAR

Person 2: IDIOT NOOB FUCKED YOUR MOM NAZIS WW3 AL QAEDA MOTHERFUCKER BITCH SHIT ABORTIONS CALL OF DUTY
DEMOCRAT RIGHT WING JFK HOLOCAUST SHIT

Person 3: I'm just gonna...uh...go to another video

Youtube comments by Extinguisher February 1, 2014

YouTube Comments 

Cancer

YouTube Comments are unexplained madness.

YouTube Comments by Kenton Makings October 28, 2018

Youtube Bait

When a video game is specifically designed to be played by popular youtubers or streamers. The developers of these games hope to make a large amount of money from the streamer's idiotic fanbase. They often don't try to make the game very fun or good in any way, and could most often times be considered shovelware.

Person 1: Hey doesn't goat simulator look great?
person 2: I think it looks about as good as surgeon simulator and they're both youtube bait.

Youtube Bait by TeethWarmer January 19, 2015

YouTube Comments 

When read, reader usually dies a little inside.

Typical YouTube Comments:

U suk u stupid n00b i fuk ur mom every nite
Arabs are smelly terrorists!
U hate BOTDF? Ur a fat ugle cunt kill urself!!! *chokes on cocks and dies of gonorhoea*
The degeneracy is extreme...

YouTube Comments by Talking shit September 26, 2014

YouTube buddies 

A word used to describe dicks in a youtube video to avoid demonetization from the almighty youtube demonetization bot. Term coined by Michael Reeves.

“Aw fuck, I got demonetized again.”
“Told you to say YouTube buddies instead of dicks.”
“What the fuck is a YouTube buddy you crazy bastard?”

YouTube buddies by 01ESUOH November 5, 2017

Youtube Rewind 

A video Youtube puts out every year on December 6th. Over the years it's gotten worse, and this year, my God my eyes. Youtube think that featuring fortnite and not Pewdipie cool. Nice one Susan.

Guy 1: How did you go blind? Guy 2: Youtube Rewind 2018, too much cringe...
Youtube Rewind, all it had was fortnite, Lele Pons, Fortnite, oh, and did I say Fortnite?

Youtube Rewind by Aussie Dickhead December 7, 2018

youtube national anthem 

009 sound system-Dreamscape.

During the ancient times of 2008, many youtubers needed background tracks or had to be audio-swapped. One of the most common songs ever used was Dreamscape, on 009 sound system.

Many videos can be seen with this music being used. It's on par with 'Blow me away' by Breaking Benjamin , 'Bring me to Life' by Evanescence and 'Through the fire and flames' by dragonforce.

All rise for the youtube national anthem!

youtube national anthem by theguythatknowsstuff January 13, 2015