your mom 

what u say in responce to any question

your mom : so what did u do today?
you : your mom

jen: so what r we doin 2day in french?
me: your mom!

your mom by your mom March 29, 2003

your mom 

Retort to a negative comment. Often followed by the exclamation OHHHHH!

A-That is one large sandwich.
B-Your Mom is a large sandwich
Surrounding Audience-OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

your mom by LBW23B August 23, 2005

your mom 

A phrase used when you have absolutely no idea how to answer a question, or piss someone off. Highly recommended phrase to be used during business meetings.

Important Guy: "Mr. Smith, how long do you think the proposal will take?"

You: about as long as your mom

your mom by Ginza October 24, 2003

Your Mom 

The way to answer a question when you're bored.

"Timmy, what is the world's largest continent?"
"Your mom."
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"Hey, what are you doing this weekend?"
"Your mom."
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"Hey, who do you plan on making pseudo-sexual comments about?"
"Your mom."

Your Mom by Silly August 16, 2004

your mom 

The best person to ever lay eyes on, she's even better than mango in the summer and giraffes during winter. She'smine tho you can't steal her.

Person 1 - did you see her, she fine AF
Person 2 - yeah, she's probably just YOUR MOM

your mom by Bee_in_a_treehouse_ November 19, 2021

your mom 

Who I was doing.

Police: What were you doing last night
Suspect: Your mom! *SLAP!* OW!


As you can see, not a wise choice unless you are sitting on the other end of an online chat, like me.

your mom by Guy who did your mom March 11, 2004

Your Mom 

a phrase 8 year olds use to absolutely defeat their opponent

Your Mom gay

Your Mom by Duse King58 December 12, 2018