Younger sibling

A member of the ape species Annoyus Stupidus, this animal is treated by parents as god, and cannot make any mistakes (even though they do). They possess the evolutionary ability to shift all the blame to the Older Sibling. This means that whatever they do, whether it’s starting an argument, attempted murder, and the like, it’s your fault.

“But moooooooom, he started the fight!” “Shut up you stupid bitch! He’s the younger sibling, you should’ve known better!” “But he...” “I don’t give a shit who started what!”

by Lifefuckingsucks January 15, 2018

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I'll tell you when you're younger

1. An incredibly annoying way of stating that you just don't want to tell them something; might be for personal reasons. (Knowing that you cannot get younger; it therefore means one will never tell them what you are referring to.)

Caitlynn: Why won't you look at my face when we make love!?

Me: *turns away and thinks to self "ah crap, here we go again... c'mon, think of something!* ...I'll tell you when you're younger...

by The OPB: Original Purple Belt October 13, 2010

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Younger Sibling

A little bitch you always wants to throw hands but can punch for shit

My younger siblings tried to beat me up

by Older sibling July 12, 2020

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youngers

The people in a gang who are the newbies/youngest. Usually in their early teens the 'Youngers' do jobs such as taking phones and i-pods, taking grat and also moving about drugs. They can also be referred to as Youngaz or Yungaz

Gangsta 1: Who the fuck is that guy?

Gangsta 2: Dont worry blud, hes youngers

by Hazzzer [SOR] December 4, 2007

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