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A colloquial term for a cigarette. Often used affectionately by addicted smokers.
"Cigarettes have finally killed me. Like they killed my father, my father's father, my mother's father, my mother and her father. I just can't seem to give the damn things up. I love them! Sweet...smoky...cigarettes.

*sigh* You Delicious Bastard!"
by deathmetalfan July 12, 2010
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The most effective phrase used to prevent an obese person from continuing to gorge themselves with an assortment of crap foods.
Tubby said, ``I'm fat because I got a glandular problem that makes me eat all the time.'' No, I said, ``Stop eating you fat bastard.''
by tirtle June 11, 2018
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you fokking bastard

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you fokking bastard is what you say to a fokking twat who is fokking sthcewpid
YOU FOKKING BASTARD THAT WAS ME BLOODY CAR
by tw@t August 24, 2021
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You fat bald bastard!

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Scout tearing a new one into Heavy in the video "Heavy is a Millennial" by ItalianNinja on YouTube.
(Scout) Next time eat a salad. YOU FAT BALD BASTARD! YOU PIECE OF SUB-HUMAN TRASH! TWO THOUSAND YEARS OF CONSTANT HUMAN EVOLUTION TO MAKE A HAIRLESS FU-
by trump lost 2020 January 14, 2021
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the famous internet video of a of a sexy strawberry blond irish man saying "odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard" while a short long nosed fat 'person' strokes their '2 incher pincher'

this person was known to suck mad penis before he died of willy rot from hanging around andrew donaghers willy rot
dont act like odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard
by andrewdonagher January 21, 2024
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Jam a bastard in it you crap! is something Mom from futurama said before slapping her son.
Mom: Jam a bastard in it you crap!
Son: Ow!
by DJ BioDiesel May 25, 2009
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