YOU'RE NEVER GETTING LAID club

As the name says, it's just a club full of people, that have given up on sex.

The YOU'RE NEVER GETTING LAID club is also open for teh wapanese.

by dont' be a wanker December 27, 2003

you're about to get washed

You are about to get beat at a game or loose a battle

I'm about to wash you in this game of 2k.

You're about to get washed.

by Dgigs March 29, 2014

Dont get you're tits in a twist

When you get pissed at something and your freind decide to say dont get you're tits in a twist

Person 1: fortnite is the best game
Person 2: (angry noises)
Person 1: dont get you're tits in a twist its just a joke

by Open door my drilla May 31, 2021

2 words, WAKE UP. And if you're in school, GET WORKING. And if you're like me, YEET ON!

2 words, WAKE UP. And if you're in school, GET WORKING. And if you're like me, YEET ON!:

This word means when an epic lad like Pineapple motivates his fellow friends to do what their supposed to be doing.

It could also mean, when kisser of sisters cat, is having a bad day. And then all of the sudden the most respectable man, aka Pineapple says some random crap.

Kisser of the cats having a bad day

Pineapple: 2 words, WAKE UP. And if you're in school, GET WORKING. And if you're like me, YEET ON!

Kisser of the cats: Thanks Pineapple, you really motivated me to get my stuff done.

Penguin: Why?

by #BecomeAPlayerToday April 19, 2021

If you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked

if you behave like an arsehole, the universe might return the favour.

Person 1:
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"

Person 2:
"No?"

Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."

Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."

by sherlock-3 July 28, 2025

You're not getting an apology you fucking cripple

And neither are parents or women or Christians. You don't have the right to do this to me and I'm going to kill your kids if I don't get paid and the people orchestrating this aren't punished. I'm not letting you waste 10 years of my life and I don't have to do anything other than what I'm doing right now to MAKE you do it. Kendra McKeefry and Noah Kroll now need to sign an affidavit with a full admission of guilt. One for fucking that retard and the other for harassment and reading my emails. Randall James Bowker (Who showed up at the Kwik Trip after I posted his full name HERE where ever HERE is) must now sign an affidavit confirming that what his explicit knowledge that what is happening to me now is the same thing they started in 2008 while wr worked together at Wendy's and that it began not after I ✌️✊️✌️✊️threatened✌️✊️✌️✊️ his kid but after Jeremy Horn began working there. Both conditions need to be met.

Hym "You're not getting an apology you fucking cripple. I'm not the one being unreasonable here and the second I decide to be unreasonable someone loses their kid forever. I'm the one who has an infection eating away at his brain. You need to hurry the fuck up and stop trying to make whatever point you're trying to me. It isn't ever going to matter to me. I am not going to share your values. Ever. So fuck you Elon. You're a fucking cripple. Fuck Noah. Also a cripple. Fuck Randy. If you rape his daughter I will surrender immediately. And fuck the rest of you."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2025

You think you're getting all new

Getting all new means thinking you are better than someone else

You think you're getting all new just because you think you know it all

by Banter Girl January 25, 2020