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New Yorked

When a stranger stares at you while masturbating and for whatever reason you can't leave, usually occurs in the subway. If not paying attention worst case scenario may result in being cumfaced.
Oh my god Carrie you are not going to believe this! Samantha got New yorked again on the subway. At least this time she avoided getting it in the face.
by utah June 2, 2015
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Yorkied

V. Is to miss an important dinner function or annual banquet repeatedly for the purpose of attending a sporting event. Primarily Utah Grizzlies hockey games but any sport may be substituted.
Named after famed Hockey fan John Yorkey.
Q. Did Robert attend the annual banquet this year?
A. No he Yorkied it. The Broncos had a home game.
by Fastbrewer November 15, 2009
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Yorked

(verb) To be yorked is reminiscent of being jacked, dooped, taken for your money, ripped off or jerked around.

(adj) Yorky. When somethign is yorky it means it's chinsey, sketchy, shady or looks/sounds.seems like a rip off. Not to be confused with Yorkie - a York U student.

The word partly originated from the poor academic image associated with York University and a steep financial price you pay for your education there and party from the institution's seemingly random yet systematic ability to screw over its students while denying any involvement and offering no help.

York has a business-first attitude and puts students along with their education last. It mass produces students like McDonald's does BigMacs, with the same intrinsic value.
Kevin: Dude, I just saw this movie and got totally yorked!

Jake: Dude, Why would you see it? You yourself even said that the trailer looked yorky.
by Shittalker February 10, 2010
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New Yorked

When during a routine traffic stop a law enforcement official(s) without provocation smashes a citizen's car window(s) out with a police baton, drags the driver off to the side of the road, and proceeds to unload multiple rounds into their torso with their issued duty firearm.
"When the police pulled that man over, despite his compliance, the police approached his vehicle and NEW YORKED him. Another roadside piracy."
by Joe9001 January 13, 2015
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Yorked

"Just got my exam schedule, I am royally Yorked."
by "Wrong" - Donald Trump December 5, 2016
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Yorked

When York University has screwed up your life. Again.
"Oh man, I thought my life was starting to make sense, but I got Yorked!"
"It was a new day, but then it got all Yorked up. I should have known."
"Friends don't let friends get Yorked."
by Marchesa Casati March 16, 2015
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Yorked

The process of violently thrashing a fooseball table about in an attempt to either kill your opponents or get a goal.
The table was yorked ferociously, simultaneously crushing my foot and allowing a goal for the other team.
by Duckman December 15, 2004
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