Yoko

In verb form:
To royally screw up a band. (Usually applies to a woman/man who screws up the band because she/he is screwing a band member.)

In Noun form: The said band screwer-upper.

Verb:
Person 1: I used to like their band, what happened?
Person 2: Lead singer got Yoko'd and it all went down hill from there.

Noun:
Person 1: What's up with lead singer?
Person 2: See that girl hanging off him? That's what.
Person 1: Dammit Yoko, stop screwing up the band!

by Lord of the Ping July 16, 2007

Yoko

(Verb) To pull a Yoko, means to get your boyfriend pussy whipped and beak up his band, destroying his career as a musician.

Matt's girlfriend pulled a Yoko.

by Alex \m/ April 14, 2008

Yoko

A old saggy-tit lady who thinks screeching into a microphone is art who convinced John Lennon to quit The Beatles.

"You're such a Yoko!"

by thebeatlesrul!!!!111!!!1!!!!1! January 8, 2018

Yoko

1. A person who ruins friendships and ends close groups.

2. An outside force that causes the breakup of a friendship.
3. A person who comes out or no where and demands too much control in a group.

4. See Yoko Ono

A group of friends have been tight for many years until one girl gets a boy friend and decides that he must become part of everything the group does. This eventually leads to group arguments and the eventual breakup of the group. That boyfriend is a Yoko.

by Yuckoono April 19, 2010

Yoko

Japanese for fox demon/apparition

That beautiful Yoko is very sly!!!

by ell7 September 10, 2009

yokoed

When a guys wife makes him choose between her and his buddies. Like Yoko did to John and Paul

We had a killer rock band until your wife got involved, now we've been yokoed.

by LaxRef216 August 27, 2016

yoko

a person who makes one feel like a natural human (Yoko Ono)

I heard an old Aretha song the other day, warm sun shining down, and I just got the yoko buzz of figuring out the answer to the ultimate question. But the news of the day, oh boy, zapped the yoko out of me when I saw the carnage.

by magnusonart May 2, 2005