you bet your ass 

syn. absolutely certain

you bet your ass I banged her. right and proper.

you bet your ass by Anonymous November 17, 2002

you bet your bucket 

Same as you bet. It means that you are completely sure of what you or someone else has said; certainly.

Coined by Tobuscus in his Tobuscus Animated Adventures #5 episode.

Gabuscus: You're starting a fund-raising campaign?!
Tobuscus: You bet your bucket I am!
Gabuscus: That's not even a saying!
Tobuscus: I was thinking we could raise money for weapons, so we could defeat the zombies.

you bet your bucket by harvesterboy June 8, 2013

You bet your dick and balls 

A phrase said when something is sure to happen. A guarantee.

Example 1
Don: You going to the ice cream social tonight?
Craig: You bet your dick and balls I am!

Example 2
Craig: Are you trading that Carlton Fisk baseball card?
Don: You bet your dick and balls I am!

You bet your dick and balls by fartmaster69 October 31, 2011

You bet your sweet patootie 

It means the same as the phrases, "you bet your ass" and, "you bet your dick and balls".
That is, you're absolutely, positively, 100% certain about the final outcome of a situation.

{Seen on a website about flashlights, LEDs, and lasers}:
I tried to cut through the outer casing to bare metal with the blade of a Swiss army knife, and with some minor difficulty, I was able to do so. This shows the unit has a Type II anodized finish to it (...)
Would I really cut up a brand spanken new $450.00 laser? You bet your sweet patootie I would, if it's in the name of science.

You bet your sweet patootie by Telephony May 30, 2015

You bet your butt 

To belief in something so certainly one would put their butt on the line.

'We're not really going to do this are we?' she asked incredulously.

'You bet your butt we are,' he replied.

You bet your butt by PrinceJolo June 23, 2018

You bet your bungy 

To assure something will happen

person 1: Are you coming to Jake's?
person 2: You bet your bungy I am

You bet your bungy by Imsorryicutyourlunch May 23, 2015

You bet not never 

A double-negative phrase used to intimidate someone who says something offensive or physically threatens you. talking tough, acting tough, frontin', fronting, bullying, bullied, threaten, intimidate, step correct, hurt, challenge, verbal beatdown

Man, you bet not never try to fight me! I'll throw you a beating you ain't never seen, bro!

You bet not never by joecoolthefool August 20, 2016