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Yeshiva League Hockey

Yeshiva League Hockey is the floor hockey that has been played in majority of tri-state Jewish high schools for many years. This sport is played like ice hockey except on a wooden floor with a orange rubber ball rather then a puck. All the good players use an HM30 and warrior sticks. Many players use lacrosse type gloves made by the brand STX or WARRIOR. Many people spend too much money on this sport which they have no future in. Previously the championship winners varied but nowadays it’s mainly TABC and Frisch. These two teams are rigged and will keep winning forever. Many consider this sport to be for babies and not real hockey. Being cool in the Yeshiva League requires you to be on this team in your school.
“Yo did you hear how TABC won the Yeshiva League Hockey championship?”
Yeshiva League Hockey isn’t a real sport”
by Betx2 January 24, 2019
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Yeshiva Week

This is winter break for Jews. This takes place in mid-January where every Jew from the northeast migrates south for two weeks. Popular destinations are Miami and Israel. In Miami one must stop by the FountainBleau in order to be cool.
“Yo dude what are you doing for winter break/yeshiva week?”
“I’m hitting up Miami this winter break... Fountain Bleu chills gonna be littt!”
by Betx2 January 24, 2019
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yeshivish

A type of English which includes phrases from Torah learning. It is generally used by Jewish men/women who have spent some time in a yeshiva/seminary.
Person 1: This ice cream is geshmak!
Person 2: What does geshmak mean?
Person 3: It's yeshivish for "fantastic."
by PhDavid June 18, 2011
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Yoshimitsu

1) From Tekken series: As the leader of the Manji Party, Yoshimitsu dedicated himself to providing food, medical assistance, and shelter to the ever-increasing number of political refugees around the world. Unfortunately, with a constant lack of necessary funding and manpower, Yoshimitsu was unsure about the future of his organization. When Yoshimitsu heard about The King of Iron Fist Tournament 4, he envisioned a union between the Manji Party and the Mishima Zaibatsu. With this dream in mind, Yoshimitsu decides to enter the Tournament immediately. He must defeat Heihachi Mishima at any cost.

2) From Soul Calibur series: There was once a ninja clan that was massacred at the hands of a vengeful lord. Yoshimitsu, the sole survivor of that clan, swore to avenge the fallen, but was no match for the army that protected the lord. Helpless and alone against the enemy, Yoshimitsu the avenger was chased off. Although he lost one arm during his harrowing escape, he managed to cheat death only because of his considerable ninjutsu abilities and a great deal of luck. Despite this experience, Yoshimitsu could not give up his desire to avenge his clan. He saw opportunity in a rumor that circulated within Japan during that time and decided to travel overseas. Soul Edge, the ultimate sword—if only he possessed that sword, he would surely be able to cut down an army at will. Yoshimitsu traveled across the continent, chasing down rumors of the sword. When he finally reached Europe, he came upon the aftermath of a massacre. During that time, a series of mysterious killings wreaked havoc and spread terror across Europe. The bloody carnage before Yoshimitsu’s eyes reminded him of the slaughter of his clan.
by Samurai Katsu October 15, 2003
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Yeshir

The superior way of saying yessir.
P1: You got a lisp?
P2: Yeshir!
by iwantboba August 22, 2020
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yoshimonsta

a youtuber whos into salsa splatoon halo and hates all forks
meowchi:hey did you see that yoshimonsta guys stream today?
zoldo: yeah and he refuses too share his onlyfans link smh what a cheapskate
by Wolfox October 31, 2020
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Yeshiva League Legend

Someone in the Yeshiva League who is known to all. They could be a legend for their fashion, sports skills, or even for absolutely nothing. If you meet them you have to pretend that you do not know them even if you know their whole life story.
Sara: Omg I just met David Goldberg. You know who that is right?
Meir: Of course I know him! He is a Yeshiva League Legend. He is the star of the SAR basketball team, won every single camp intercamps since 3rd grade, and even scored the winning shot at sarachek.
by ILoveGabiAlatte January 13, 2019
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