A scottish phrase which means 'your mother'.Usually used as an insult, though is commonplace among neds as they do not feature the ability to speak properly.
by McN February 23, 2004
Common expression used in the Glasgow area about a persons mother.This expression is used when you have no comeback to what has been said to you.
Kieran : YOU HAVE A WEE COCK AND NO PUBIC HAIR. YOUR GENETAL PROJECTORY IS INFECTED.
CRAIG : YER MAW.
CRAIG : YER MAW.
by CRAIGS WEE PENIS September 22, 2009
1.
jambo: mate, yer heavy gay
wullie: yer maw didny say that
2.
jambo: mate, yer heavy gay
wullie: yer maws heavy gay
3.
jambo: am gonny smash you
wullie: a sha*ged yer maw
jambo: mate, yer heavy gay
wullie: yer maw didny say that
2.
jambo: mate, yer heavy gay
wullie: yer maws heavy gay
3.
jambo: am gonny smash you
wullie: a sha*ged yer maw
by Jonny? March 3, 2008
used at totally inappropriate times when you cannot think of any other reply or in totally random sentences
by rhona May 9, 2005
Your mother:
Scottish adoption of the American insult, i.e. "Yo'mama so fat, Ben Kenobi said, 'Dang! That's no moon.'" Interestingly used in the film Terminator when Lt Traxler responds to Dt. Vuckovich's comment that he 'looks like shit' by simply saying "Yo' mama." The rest of the insult being implied.
Traditionally, during a conversational piece, a lot of Scots will leave the implication to the imagination of the receiver. Thus, many delivered insults are not acknowledged until such times as the receiver recounts what he/she just said or the methadone wears off. On average, many of the sharper Scots will respond with "No, No. That's your Maw that is." Which is a tip-of-the-hat to the popular Baddiel and Skinner sketch.
Scottish adoption of the American insult, i.e. "Yo'mama so fat, Ben Kenobi said, 'Dang! That's no moon.'" Interestingly used in the film Terminator when Lt Traxler responds to Dt. Vuckovich's comment that he 'looks like shit' by simply saying "Yo' mama." The rest of the insult being implied.
Traditionally, during a conversational piece, a lot of Scots will leave the implication to the imagination of the receiver. Thus, many delivered insults are not acknowledged until such times as the receiver recounts what he/she just said or the methadone wears off. On average, many of the sharper Scots will respond with "No, No. That's your Maw that is." Which is a tip-of-the-hat to the popular Baddiel and Skinner sketch.
"It's a bit wet and windy out there."
"Yer Maw!!!"
"I was nearly late for work t'day. God it was tight."
"Yer Maw!!"
"You're shite at that!"
"That's not what yer Maw said last night, when I climbed aff her!"
"You finished with that Kit-Kat?"
"Yeah, I couldn't take another two fingers."
"Mwaaaaa! Yer Maaaw !!"
"It's heavy"
"Yer Maw!"
"The instructions say, 'twist off cap and push up bottom' "
"Har, har. Yer Maw !!"
"Is the weapon cocked?"
"Yer Maw!!"
"It needs serviced."
"Yer Maw!!"
"There was something I was going to do but I've forgotten."
"Yer maw"
...and so on, etc.
In effect, it can be uselessly tagged on to anything, anybody says.
"Butter?"
"Yer Maw!"
"It's sore."
"Once again -for those who missed it earlier- Yer Maaaaw !!"
"Yer Maw!!!"
"I was nearly late for work t'day. God it was tight."
"Yer Maw!!"
"You're shite at that!"
"That's not what yer Maw said last night, when I climbed aff her!"
"You finished with that Kit-Kat?"
"Yeah, I couldn't take another two fingers."
"Mwaaaaa! Yer Maaaw !!"
"It's heavy"
"Yer Maw!"
"The instructions say, 'twist off cap and push up bottom' "
"Har, har. Yer Maw !!"
"Is the weapon cocked?"
"Yer Maw!!"
"It needs serviced."
"Yer Maw!!"
"There was something I was going to do but I've forgotten."
"Yer maw"
...and so on, etc.
In effect, it can be uselessly tagged on to anything, anybody says.
"Butter?"
"Yer Maw!"
"It's sore."
"Once again -for those who missed it earlier- Yer Maaaaw !!"
by beanster1 April 29, 2009
Billy: No bad mate no bad
Gary: No Bad!?! Neithers yer maw!
Danny: That Party wis a beast last night mate!
Craig: Aye yer maws a ride...oh ryt you mean the disco :P
Gary: No Bad!?! Neithers yer maw!
Danny: That Party wis a beast last night mate!
Craig: Aye yer maws a ride...oh ryt you mean the disco :P
by YerMawsThriller June 21, 2007