YER MAW

Common expression used in the Glasgow area about a persons mother.This expression is used when you have no comeback to what has been said to you.

Kieran : YOU HAVE A WEE COCK AND NO PUBIC HAIR. YOUR GENETAL PROJECTORY IS INFECTED.

CRAIG : YER MAW.

by CRAIGS WEE PENIS September 22, 2009

yer maw

insult
can be used at almnost any moment and in any situation for any purpose at any time.

'Yer Maw'

by clarence boddicker March 19, 2003

yer maw

A comeback. Usually the last resort in an argument, but sometimes the first if you can't be bothered with an argument or conversation. Normally short for "I had your maw" (meaning "I had sexual intercourse with your mother")

'That's shite.'
'So's yer maw.'

'You owe me.'
'Yeah, well your maw owes me for last night.'

'You're such a gay.'
'I think your maw would disagree.'

'Fuck you.'
'Shit, watch out. Here comes your maw, an' it looks like she's got an erection.'

by Eamonn H May 03, 2007

Yer Maw

Your Mother.
Yer maw is yer maw, but she might also be yer da?
aye, you fuckin heard, bitch.

"A wiz nailin yer maw tae rah grund last night n she farted a belter, so a punched her right in the flaps! She'll ken never tae dae that again eh?"

by Yer maw. April 09, 2007

yer-maw

a glaswegian term used to imply that one has had intercourse with anothers mother. usually a joke

Person 1: that was fun
Person 2: thats what yer-maw said last night

by big sesal February 07, 2007

yer maw

can be used at any time, in any situation

"yer maw"

by sean September 22, 2003

yer maw

Best used as a come back

If someone were to say 'You're gay' come back with 'So's yer maw'

by Ross August 21, 2003