'Yer Maw'
by clarence boddicker March 19, 2003

A comeback. Usually the last resort in an argument, but sometimes the first if you can't be bothered with an argument or conversation. Normally short for "I had your maw" (meaning "I had sexual intercourse with your mother")
'That's shite.'
'So's yer maw.'
'You owe me.'
'Yeah, well your maw owes me for last night.'
'You're such a gay.'
'I think your maw would disagree.'
'Fuck you.'
'Shit, watch out. Here comes your maw, an' it looks like she's got an erection.'
'So's yer maw.'
'You owe me.'
'Yeah, well your maw owes me for last night.'
'You're such a gay.'
'I think your maw would disagree.'
'Fuck you.'
'Shit, watch out. Here comes your maw, an' it looks like she's got an erection.'
by Eamonn H May 16, 2007

by Ross August 21, 2003

by Gregor123456789 September 30, 2008

1.
jambo: mate, yer heavy gay
wullie: yer maw didny say that
2.
jambo: mate, yer heavy gay
wullie: yer maws heavy gay
3.
jambo: am gonny smash you
wullie: a sha*ged yer maw
jambo: mate, yer heavy gay
wullie: yer maw didny say that
2.
jambo: mate, yer heavy gay
wullie: yer maws heavy gay
3.
jambo: am gonny smash you
wullie: a sha*ged yer maw
by Jonny? March 03, 2008
