Person 1 - “My friend just touched yeem. He screamed in agony before completely becoming Heinz baked beans.”
Person 2 - “Huh, that’s weird. You should touch it as well.”
Person 1 - “I… I don’t want to.”
Person 2 - “You will…”
Person 1 touches yeem.
Person screams, it’s visceral and uncomfortable. You can tell how much pain they’re in. You want to help but you know you can’t. They begin to become Heinz baked beans. First their legs change, and they’re left screaming in a pile of beans. Then their arms go, and finally the rest of them. You know they’re gone now. As if they never existed in the first place.
Person 2 - “yeem.”
Person 2 - “Do you want to touch yeem?”
You don’t want to, but you feel your legs moving anyway. As you approach the yeem, you begin to make amends. Gradually, you feel at peace. You’re almost ready for the pain. Almost.
Person 2 - “Huh, that’s weird. You should touch it as well.”
Person 1 - “I… I don’t want to.”
Person 2 - “You will…”
Person 1 touches yeem.
Person screams, it’s visceral and uncomfortable. You can tell how much pain they’re in. You want to help but you know you can’t. They begin to become Heinz baked beans. First their legs change, and they’re left screaming in a pile of beans. Then their arms go, and finally the rest of them. You know they’re gone now. As if they never existed in the first place.
Person 2 - “yeem.”
Person 2 - “Do you want to touch yeem?”
You don’t want to, but you feel your legs moving anyway. As you approach the yeem, you begin to make amends. Gradually, you feel at peace. You’re almost ready for the pain. Almost.
by Xx_yeem#69420_xX February 9, 2022
Get the yeemmug. by qeff May 27, 2005
Get the yeemmug. Something you say in a professional interview, e-mail, or letter, to let the person know that you're not taking them seriously and you think they are a complete fuckwit.
Joe: Frank, why did you send a reply consisting of just the word Yeem?
Frank: Yeem
Joe: I don't think you're taking the death of my mother seriously.
Frank: Yeem
Joe: I don't think you're taking the death of my mother seriously.
by jelzo September 20, 2019
Get the Yeemmug. Is a shortened version of 'Yeah seems' which indicates a persons inability to spell anything properly. Most likely used through text because the person you are talking to is drunk or high.
by Redeyeasian October 18, 2020
Get the Yeemsmug. yeem
by yeemyeemyeemyeemyeemyeemyeem February 9, 2022
Get the yeemmug. by BiggestYeemer200 October 1, 2022
Get the Yeemmug. by coolswag&delicious April 7, 2021
Get the yeem yeemmug.