Watch and yearn

A variation of the common phrase "watch and learn", used when demonstrating an action so difficult and skillful that viewers would never be able to "learn" how to do it, simply "yearn" to one day be able to pull off such an act.

Jonathan Ross: Oit Russ, that Katy Perry bird is lookin' mightly fine tonight. If only I'd shacked up wiv someone that looked like that.....

Russel Brand: Watch and yearn, Jonathan, watch and yearn.....

I saw Chris Brown pullin' off some bangin' moves the other day at that MTV concert. I could but watch and yearn.

by Kittenhead July 22, 2011

ultimate yearn

The last desire

Have you got an ultimate yearn?

by Pink Geko January 8, 2017

Munch and Yearn

Similar to a Munch and Punch except after the oral sex, the girl denies penetration.

I tried to pull a munch and punch on that girl from the club but she cock blocked me so I ended up doing a Munch and Yearn.

by FlopTickle July 25, 2018

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Burn a yarn

Smoke a Cigarette.

"I'm going outside to burn a yarn"

by Dutch808 January 18, 2023

Yarndling

Ancient craft carried out around the world, often using gloves called chorns. Nowadays, yarndling attracts a fair amount of attention, especially in the summer months, and it is not unusual for tourists to travel to those areas where yarndling is still performed. Since 1938, the British Isles Yarndling Association (patron: Prince Charles) has overseen all competitive threading activities.

The results of the threading competition had been posted in the East Grinstead Community Centre and Graham was pleased that his yarndling exploits had earned him second place, despite the rusty bevelling on his cotter pins.

by Cod Michael May 14, 2020

New Year's diet

A diet that one begins after New Year's Day. A person can either go on a New Year's diet as part of a New Year's resolution to eat healthier and/or lose weight, or simply for the purpose of losing a few holiday pounds. New Year's diets generally work best when combined with frequent, intense exercise.

I've probably gained five to ten pounds since Thanksgiving, so tomorrrow I'll be starting my New Year's diet. That means zero meat until February, as little junk food as possible, and medium-sized portions only. I also plan on hitting the gym at least three times a week.

by Daedalus Suburbanus January 1, 2014