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yassification

the action of making something more like spicier or casting your yass spell.
red taylors version is the yassification of red
by poopianna November 16, 2021
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yassification

when someone slays so hard they become 💅
look at that yassified capybara
slayy that capybara went through yassification
by bussyeater420 January 10, 2022
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yassification

The process of making something substantially better than its original version, or of having something appear to be significantly better than its similar or comparable predecessor.
‘“All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault)” of “Red (Taylor's Version)” is the yassification of “All Too Well” of “Red”.’
by obamasmilliondollaputhay December 8, 2021
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yassification

the action of making someone more yass.
kanye west is the yassification of fiona apple.
by rallies June 28, 2021
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Yassification Ceremony

A Yassification Ceremony is a common ritual amongst the younger generations of this century. Participants choose one lucky person to partake in the ceremony, and together, they complete the steps to properly Yassify the participant.

Step 1: the group must gather in a circle around the chosen one. They all strip the participant of their clothing, and douse them in a flammable oil.

Step 2: a candy cane is handed to the participant who is now naked and covered in oil, and the participant must whittle it down to a sharp point using their mouth.

Step 3: the candy cane will then be used to carve an X into the participants torso; starting from the rib cage down to the hip bones.

(If the candy cane breaks during this process, another may be supplied, but step 2 must be repeated. If the second one breaks, the ceremony will cease, and the chosen one will be cast out, never to achieve Yassification.)

Step 4: Using the blood from the X carved into their stomach, the participant will rise, and drip the blood oil mixture into a fire pit.

Step 5: the fire will be lit, and all will rejoice.

After the ceremony is over, participants usually celebrate by dancing around the fire, and eating lots of candy canes. The successful participant in the ceremony is blessed with the gift of Yass, and is guaranteed to become Yassified in the following years.
“Do you think we should have a Yassification Ceremony tonight?”

“I cannot believe Racheal failed her Yassification Ceremony. What dumb bitch can’t suck a candy cane without breaking it??
by Okayokayokaystayaway November 29, 2021
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yassified

To yassify someone or something by putting a “perfect face” filter over their image.
Have you seen the yassify bot on twitter? They yassified the peanut butter baby today.
by madelny December 5, 2021
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yassified

The curse that was applied on shrek to become human is the yassification. Shrek becoming human is the end result of the yassification, therefore he is now yassified.
by loonatheworld November 24, 2021
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