Golden Yamaka

When someone urinates on the back of a persons head, using a circular motion to form the shape of a yamaka
I gave Yesenia's mom a Golden Yamaka last night and she loved it!
by kakas July 28, 2011
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yamaka tits

Female breasts of a Gargantuan proportion whose nipples share a similar diameter with that of a yamaka.
Hey Keira did you like it when Frankie exposed you to her Yamaka tits?
by Bbailey47 April 05, 2010
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yamaka theory

the theory that states that yamakas are a major cause of balding in the jewish community.

1-yamakas are worn around the top of the head
2-many balding jews go bald around the yamaka area

theory-yamakas block the sun's nutrients to the head, thus causing baldness
guy1- oh look that guy is wearing a yamaka
guy2- i bet hes going bald
guy1- yamaka theory?
guy2- yea
by handsomevirgil January 16, 2010
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Hairy Yamaka

When you cum on the back of your sex partners’ head and tear out a handful of your own pubic fuzzies and slap them on the adhesive seed to form a hairy yamaka.
Plugging my girlfriend from behind, I slapped a hairy yamaka on her in observance of Shabbat.
by placenta247 March 28, 2022
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Western Yamaka

A cowboy hat that is too small for the head. It sits on the back of the head usually where a Yamaka, or Yarmulke, is traditionally worn. It can be worn by Jewish Cowboys, but the chance of seeing one with a Western Yamaka, is a rare delicacy.
Cole: Yo! Look at that scrub with that tiny ass cowboy hat! He looks like a bitch.

Frank: Are you kidding me? He is the shit! He's wearing a Western Yamaka!
by b-russell40 December 03, 2009
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awkward yamaka

motion or word used when akward moment occurs, normally after a jew joke is said and is not as funny as intended
Person1: and he says "change? I'm a Jew!!!"

*silence*

person2: awkward yamaka
by just someome March 02, 2009
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Skin Yamaka (Yarmulke)

When a middle aged man is balding only in the spot where a Jewish Yamaka (Yarmulke) would be worn.
Student 1: Dude, our teacher is getting old. I think he's balding!
Student 2: Yeah! I think he has a Skin Yamaka (Yarmulke)!
by Mr. Turtle096 September 29, 2010
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