Skip to main content

Quit While You're Ahead

Share definition
It's not too late to turn back while you're already in a risky position.
Quit while you're ahead, bring the discussion to a close and move on.
by vivianVORTECKS August 2, 2010
Flag
mugGet the Quit While You're Ahead mug.
Something a person might say when another person is below his or her waist (be it picking up a dropped item, recovering from a fall, etc...) It implies that the upright person would like to receive oral from the lower one, since they’re so conveniently positioned. More often performed by females to males since women are better at multitasking.
“Hey, Abby... while you’re down there looking for your contact lense, mind giving me a blow job?”
by SassyUnicorn7 December 22, 2017
Flag
mugGet the while you’re down there mug.
Following this PDA warning there are two scenarios.

A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day
PDA: “Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”

You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”

Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*
by CallMeBez April 8, 2023
Flag
mugGet the detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it? mug.

While you're up

Share definition
Code words for "bring me a beer"
I was coming back from going number two, so my friends sitting on the couch watching TV were like "while you're up"
by AnubisAscended July 1, 2017
Flag
mugGet the While you're up mug.
This is a very nice and witty way to say f#%k off in the pacific northwest because there is a large Dicks burgers chain all around that everyone grew up with, so the meaning will not be lost on an adult and any nearby children will not be scarred.
Officer, The db level is withing legal guidelines for this time of day so tell my neighbor i said to Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it
by ultrasupernectar2 October 8, 2012
Flag
mugGet the Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it mug.
Guy 1: Dude, you're such a retard, how could you miss something like that? *laughs*

Guy 2: Yeah, well, you know where you can go and what you can do while you're there.
by citymouse December 10, 2008
Flag
mugGet the Where you can go and what you can do while you're there mug.