yogurt balloon

(n) a large plastic substance filled with goo, usually made after making thick in her warm

Coach Steve did push-ups on Jay's mom, and left a yogurt balloon after making thick in her warm.

by Hormone Monster October 26, 2018

yoga brain

a blissed trance state of relaxation after yoga class

I can't answer your question! I've still got yoga brain from my evening class.

by Doctor Science November 29, 2010

yoga mind

synonym of yoga brain

noun. a blissed trance state of relaxation after yoga class

I can't answer your question! I've still got yoga mind from my evening class! You look gorgeous!

by Doctor Science December 2, 2010

Anal yogurt

When you cum in her ass and and a little drips out of her butthole

God damnit, last night after we did it, I took a shit and on my toilet paper was a little anal yogurt

by Juneboylover July 31, 2016

uzzma yogore

A girl who is dating a half Filipino and half Hispanic boy is called uzzma yogore. Uzzma yogore's are very pretty and usually love compliments and love hanging out with their friends.

Person 1: she's dating Noel (assume he's half filipino and half hispanic).

Person 2: She's a uzzma yogore

by A. A. March 6, 2017

yogabond

A derogatory term to describe the new urban hipster who practices yoga, and can be seen wandering the city streets fourbucks latte in one hand, cellphone in the other, yogamat slung over their shoulder.

As I entered the coffee shop, two "yogabonds" with rolled yogamats slung over shoulder rudely pushed their way past me gibbering about chakras as they guzzled their lattes in a mad rush to get to the nearby Yoga studio and "relax".

by Vergelimbo August 22, 2006

yogurt kid

A weirdo who walks around with yogurt stains on them

That yogurt kids got bunda ya know

by MakMak007 November 14, 2020