A person who is so stupid that she started at a box of orange juice for 20 minutes because it said "concentrate."
by dj gs68 August 24, 2003
Ohh so many definitions, so little time...
1) This ugly ass hag that keeps callin me and askin for a booty call.
2) A retarded slut that used to be the playboy center fold in 1869.
3) A dirty muff burger that caused that accident tht resulted in your birth. Ya you, damn waste of sperm!
1) This ugly ass hag that keeps callin me and askin for a booty call.
2) A retarded slut that used to be the playboy center fold in 1869.
3) A dirty muff burger that caused that accident tht resulted in your birth. Ya you, damn waste of sperm!
-Hey did you do anything this friday night?
- Ya i did do somethig. That something was your mamma!
-Really?
-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RIGHT!
- Ya i did do somethig. That something was your mamma!
-Really?
-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RIGHT!
by I////'m gansta June 17, 2003
by James Lowe July 05, 2004
One way to insult someone is by telling something false of their mother, as a form of negative comment.
Hey, that kid who was older than me, said some mean things about my mamma because I had $50 and he had $10. He said "Yo Mamma is so ugly, when she looked out the window, she got arrested for moaning.". What should I do? I didn't do a thing wrong!
by Cartoony September 08, 2007
yo mamma so damn old that she get along with the jesus crew
yo mamma so ugly that the government demand to put a warning in your gate saying: beware risk of sudden death
yo mamma so ugly and old that noah refuse to take her in his ark
yo mamma so ugly that the government demand to put a warning in your gate saying: beware risk of sudden death
yo mamma so ugly and old that noah refuse to take her in his ark
by BLACK FELLA December 29, 2007
The most stupidiest hilarious joke to be made use by 5th-7th grader losers who cant think of anything but yo mama jokes.
*Out of nowhere*
7th grade Kid: YO MAMMA SO FAT THAT SHE DIED.
HighSchoolSeniorKid: WTF YOU SAY MOTHER FUCKER!
7th grade kid: YO MAMA SO UGLY THAT SHE GOT HIT WITH THE BAG OF WTF!
HighSchoolSenoir: Hey guys, let beat this mother fucker down in his mother fucking ass.
7th Grade Kid: YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE CANT DRIVE BETTER THAN ASIANS.
7th Grade Kid: *got shoot in the scrotum with a shotgun*
by laughingoutloud February 20, 2007
The most scripted, forced reality TV show on MTV, more-so than the real world. Hosted by fez from that 70's show, they make a huge deal out of critiquing disses to make the show seem interesting.
by Johnny26 April 26, 2006