YMMV

Your Mother's Musky Vagina

This cheese smells like YMMV

by mocok June 9, 2011

YMMV

Used in forum discussions for deals. Means "Your Market May Vary" because some big chain stores only offer deals in specific markets or products may sell out fast in your market area. Also translated as "Your Mileage May Vary" by people who don't know what they are talking about.

X deal at Y store YMMV! See more useful (and current)examples at fatwallet.com's hot deals section.

by a person again March 24, 2010

ymmv

Your mouth, my vagina

I asked if oral sex was safe and the escort said it is ymmv.

by Yessir Itsme December 27, 2007

YMMV

"Your Mother's Mini-Van", meaning... kinda lame and/or frumpy.

She didn't give the best bj's, but damn, definitely not YMMV when she's on top.

by TheDDog January 20, 2011

YMMV

You Make Me Vomit

You are disgusting!

YMMV! I'm tired of your s***!

by Ursprunglig January 12, 2009

YMMV

YMMV (YOU MAKE ME VOMIT!)

You're a puke-generator!

You're disgusting! YMMV!

YMMV!! I can't stand you! Get AWAY!! YMMV!!

by Ursprunglig February 16, 2008

YMMVAPD

(Also YMMV, APD) Your mileage may vary, and probably does. A form of ymmv emphasizing an expected difference of opinion.

They say that April is the cruelest month, but I think it's actually February. YMMVAPD.

by BornBlitzed January 12, 2009