by wyckoffrulz May 7, 2009
Get the Wyckoff mug.Home to an influx of daddy's trust fund douchebags who only hang out with stoner Asians and listen to EDM. Wycoff when you can sneeze? If Daddy gets generous with your allowance you may be able to score some cute snobby cunts who will bang you once then tell everyone your dick is small. Basically, New Jersey is the whole ass and Wycoff is the actual asshole while all the citizens are shit. Never go to New Jersey
by michaelcharette6969 February 7, 2018
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Someone who ejaculates in public places cross legged in an attempted to propel one's spermicide vertically into the air. Sometimes referred to the Matt Segal because of its common use in dirtying oneself or an innocent bystander.
The Wycoff is famous for its wide spread use with former Toronto Mayor Rob Ford and the advocators of Obamacare
The Wycoff is famous for its wide spread use with former Toronto Mayor Rob Ford and the advocators of Obamacare
Perry: Yo my nigga Ronnie should I do the deed?
Ron Jeremy: Don't Wyckoff youll get arrested or even worse have to watch miley cyrus come in as a wrecking ball
Perry: (nothing to say because he is being arrested)
--- Screams from the background "watch me Wyckoff"!!
Ron Jeremy: Don't Wyckoff youll get arrested or even worse have to watch miley cyrus come in as a wrecking ball
Perry: (nothing to say because he is being arrested)
--- Screams from the background "watch me Wyckoff"!!
by Niggos Handler November 27, 2013
Get the wyckoff mug.-The biggest joke in Bergen County
-Think they're wealthy but then remember that they are next to Franklin Lakes which completely shits on them
-Want to live in Franklin Lakes but can't afford it
-Leeches who can't afford to build they're own high school
-Too poor to pay the same amount of money for their kids to go to school
-They like to bitch a lot about everything. And I didn't think it was possible but they're cops are even BIGGER TOOLS than FL cops.
-Need to know their place
-Think they're wealthy but then remember that they are next to Franklin Lakes which completely shits on them
-Want to live in Franklin Lakes but can't afford it
-Leeches who can't afford to build they're own high school
-Too poor to pay the same amount of money for their kids to go to school
-They like to bitch a lot about everything. And I didn't think it was possible but they're cops are even BIGGER TOOLS than FL cops.
-Need to know their place
I always make sure to drive around Wyckoff and not through it. If I drive through it the value of my car might go down.
Teenager #1: Should we buy weed in Wyckoff or Franklin Lakes?
Teenager #2: Franklin Lakes you idiot. Wyckoff kids are scumbags and sell oregano and schwag.
Teenager #1: Sorry, I forgot.
Teenager #2: Don't let it happen again.
Teenager #1: Should we buy weed in Wyckoff or Franklin Lakes?
Teenager #2: Franklin Lakes you idiot. Wyckoff kids are scumbags and sell oregano and schwag.
Teenager #1: Sorry, I forgot.
Teenager #2: Don't let it happen again.
by IrishAssassin January 14, 2008
Get the Wyckoff mug.by doodlydeedoodlydum August 2, 2010
Get the Wyckoff mug.Benny: Dude i told my girlfriend to wakoff to me.
Scott: What did she do?
Benny: gave me hikies all over my ball sack...
Scott: What did she do?
Benny: gave me hikies all over my ball sack...
by peanut butter girl July 30, 2009
Get the Wakoff mug.One who spends hours creating a Power Point presentation only to lose the entire thing due to an error while saving said presentation. Then finding out the reason that the presentation took so long was that they have really bad Power Point skills. This person should never volunteer or be appointed the "Power Pointer".
Me: What's up?
Jen: Oh I've spent all day on this project and my computer crashed.
Me: You're such a Wikoff
Jen: Oh I've spent all day on this project and my computer crashed.
Me: You're such a Wikoff
by WolfWhere? August 25, 2010
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