caddy wonkus

weird

Windows vista makes my pc go all caddy wonkus.

by groundedfirefly March 8, 2010

wankus

1. n. a flaccid penis. See also: chub

2. vi. a pathetic person, an inept poser

1. You have a little wankus.

2. Did you see him tip his bike over? That Kevin kid sure is a wankus.

by Wally Balljacker December 21, 2003

winkus

A baby, toddlers, or small child's penis.

Our 2 year old Jonathan ran into the living room with his hand in his diaper as his 4 year old sister Melody screamed out - "Stop wanking your winkus!!!!!"

by Rumblygrumbly September 21, 2016

winkus

Winkus - (n.) 1. A winking anus; the rapidly fluctuating aperture of an anus in turmoil. 2. Ned Cannon

To hearty cheers from all involved, the winkus erupted, spraying fecal matter against the faux leather seat of the Ford Taurus.

by Horus Perineum, PhD April 11, 2003

Winkus

a replacement for any swear/bad words

you're a winkus.

WINKUS!
oi winkus

by addbsyr June 14, 2022

wonkus

A man's penis that exceeds one's comprehension in both length and girth. Typically pulsating and bursting at the seams due to its inconceivable size.

What kinds of things do you do for fun?
I am a big fan of stroking my wonkus.

You all better duck, because I am going to turn around and I don't want to smack you with my wonkus.

by Austness May 1, 2016

wankussion

Pain and discomfort in the head of the penis caused by wanking too much.

Last night I was going at it so hard I gave myself a wankussion!

by tintits January 22, 2017