Tard Wrangler

Teacher designated to corral non-docile retards

The tard was on a rampage, so we had to call in a tard wrangler.

by Platitudinous November 18, 2014

Tard wrangler

a person responsible for herding retards from one area to another.

why am i still working as a tard wrangler

by stupidretard420 October 4, 2006

tard wrangler

the tard guards who have to do the dirty work

that tard wrangler just ran down two tards

by JakeLaurie April 12, 2017

cat wrangler

A man who owns more than two cats.

His home will have numerous cat toys and at least 2 litter boxes. The cats will likely have different dietary requirements from one another. Guests to his home should avoid wearing clothing, which will inevitably be covered in hair upon sitting down. He will alternately dote upon and express profound frustration about his furry charges.

Note that this should not be confused with a hoarder. Although there may well be evidence of litter box-related accidents, the cat wrangler's cats will be *alive*.

"One cat, you're a guy with a cat. Two cats, you're a guy who wants his cats to have some company. Three cats, you're a cat wrangler....clear your schedule."

by CatNumberFour October 23, 2012

fried the wrench

if you fry the wrench, you screwed up extremely badly. it can be used basically at anytime though just to sound awesome

Lugi: i set my favorite robe on fire while smoking an ivory pipe last night

Carlo: you saucepan, you totally fried the wrench

by hanzisaucebot August 17, 2011

blue tip wrench

oxyacetylene cutting torch

"blue tip" from the blue torch flame
"wrench" for the tool's versatility and the speed at which it can be used to disassemble damn near anything

A favorite of "redneck engineers"

Also called a smokewrench

Fuck! The damn bolt's froze solid! Gimme the blue tip wrench, I'll get that fucker loose!

by Dr. Badwrench September 22, 2006

soul-wrenching

Something that just "tears your heart out" when you hear it - fills you with a strong sense of sadness or empathy.

This text is soul-wrenching. When I read it, my sadness got "unlocked" and I started to cry.

by ThePrayer April 25, 2016