Wozzle

A wannabe bogan, usually Essondon FC supporter who will constantly name drop former Bombers coaches or players at least once into every conversation.
Even though they have no license due to DUI, often seen driving mother's/sister's busted-arse and unregistered commodore to local bottle-o, or around the macca's carpark.

Will be wearing thongs with jeans and a hand-me-down knock-off footy jumper or sauce stained wife-beater singlet.

When not facing court for DV offences, they'll be at the bulk-bill clinic for prescription pills and DR's certificate for phony worker's comp.
Can be identified by profile name evoking their dream car engine, ie. LS1 or favorite alcoholic beverages, ie, Woodstock or Bundy.

Ah, there's that Wozzle, LS1, trying to get tick at cellarbrations because the Pies smashed the Essondon bummers again!

by badbullnose December 21, 2022

Wozzle

a great dancer with mad skills in dance

Amy is amazing, she can dance like a wozzle

by Amy the Amazing July 21, 2008

wozzle

A bad crackhead that mainly resides in raymond terrace who is feening hard

Oi ya wozzle have u even slept this week

by wozzled pork chop October 21, 2015

Wozzle

Someone that works at Dimmeys

Jess works at Dimmeys and is therefore a wozzle. people say it alot there.

by Rachel Besserdin June 24, 2004

Wozzle

It looks like a cheese, but isn't.

Nope, you ain't got the Wozzle.

by no March 7, 2003

wozzle

acting retarded when your drunk

Man john is so wozzle tonight

by uncle toby muesli bar July 15, 2006

wozzle

A cunt fried on crack that lives in raymond terrace and is scattered as fuck

Omg ya wozzle when was the last time u slept

by wozzled pork chop October 21, 2015