Wooer

Colorado slang meaning liar or "capper." Originated in the historically black neighborhoods of north-east Denver around the 2000s. It's the noun form of the term "woo," which means to trick or to lie.

I hit the weedman 30 minutes ago and he said he was 5 minutes away, he a wooer.

forms:
Man thats woo!

Buddy said theres a jug on colfax tonight, I told him stop wooing.

That hoe told me she was fin hit me up when I gave her my number but I got woo'd.

Don't woo me!

by MississippiIncenseMan February 14, 2023

Fucking, Wolverine.

Such a phrase should only be used when you cannot remember what you were originally talking about, and need time to think. Instead of saying "Ummm" or "Errr", you would say "Fucking..." Followed, after a slight pause, by "...Wolverine."

Phillip, to Ben; "Dude, I just had a thought! You look like Fucking, Wolverine."

Ben; "What?"

Phillip; "Fucking, that pirate guy from that film, you know the one."

by ph34r73h3viL August 31, 2009

wolverine

Standing at 5'3" and weighing in just over 250+ lbs, he is considered the "best there is at what he does," which, of course, is fighting. Armed with animal keen senses (i.e.: hyper keen scent tracking, enhanced hearing and sight), an unbrakable, laced-with-adamantium skeleton, a set of razor-sharp claws, enhanced strength (due to the bodily adaptation to carrying all the extra weight provided by the metal in his body), and an enhanced healing factor, he is considered to be one of the deadliest mutants of the x-universe.

by Johnny SkunkaDu October 10, 2003

Waverlied

To have a really ugly childhood then turn into a drop dead sexy adult.

Selena Gomez was ugly in that show on Disney Channel .... but damn she sure waverlied! Shes so hot now!

by Lebbie Coone October 25, 2013

Woperdaughter

The politically correct term for a female human.

Did you see the legs on that sexy woperdaughter?

by biffer231243 April 10, 2011

Wove

It means I love you with all my heart with a passion.

I wove you

by MidnightBabyEater April 28, 2009

Wolverine Eye

Your standards for female attractiveness are substantially lowered after attending Bronx Science for a good period of time, mostly because of the sheer lack of attractive women in the entire building. Known as Wolverine eye because of the Bronx Science mascot, the Wolverine.

Dude who goes to Bronx Science: Hey man, that girl's pretty cute, should we go talk to her?

Dude who doesn't go to Bronx Science: Yo that's a monkey spreading its ass cheeks, you totally have Wolverine Eye

by dsjfkn34531 November 18, 2018